Onions are gay

1. 2021-02-24 at 9:28 AM UTC

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   Meikai Heck This Schlong
   I'm not crying, you're crying. Worst vegetable. Tastes great? Sure, but its "defense mechanism" (if you can even call it such) is based on pure spite. It doesn't save the onion. It only works once the onion is already fucked. It's a punishment for daring to wound it in your search for sustenance, but it can't stop you. Making my eyes burn is not going to save you, you worthless fucking bulb. Stop.
   
   
2. 2021-02-24 at 9:38 AM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by Meikai I'm not crying, you're crying. Worst vegetable. Tastes great? Sure, but its "defense mechanism" (if you can even call it such)

   
   Maybe that's not what it is.
   
   https://www.inverse.com/culture/spicy-food-cultural-conundrum
   
   

   Darwinian Gastronomy is the idea that our cuisine preferences and spices are driven by a stomach-led adaptation to our natural environment. Using this theory, it seems obvious that hot countries with higher levels of foodborne illness must be warding off illness with all the extra spices they add in comparison to cooler countries who tend to use fewer spices. However, a new study debunks this theory.

3. 2021-02-24 at 9:39 AM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   Posting in an epic thread.
4. 2021-02-24 at 10:02 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle