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Hey hook does gaming get any better than this?

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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
  2. #2
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Deportation?
  3. #3
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    captain hook?
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  4. #4
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe Deportation?

    I wonder what its like to get deported that far from california all the way to polland? Like do they let you take off the cuffs to take an ass? Is food good on the flight? How many stops did they have to make before getting to polland?

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    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    I would have shouted, "he's comin' right for us!" and clubbed him to death on flight.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe I would have shouted, "he's comin' right for us!" and clubbed him to death on flight.

    man here in atx a few years ago I drunkenly went to go pickup this latina girl to bang her and I went into her place to pick her up because she said her mom wanted to meet me first and It was so bizarre, there was a bunch of beaners sitting in the living room being very "nice" to me. just smiling at me and speaking spanish to me and I was just sitting on the couch for a second while she grabbed her shit to leave and I told them as I was walking out with her and said "adios you're all getting deported!" and you seen the look on their faces lmao

    I didn't know it was that bad, I'm gonna guess the girls mom just rented a house to have people stay temp to get jobs, I'd never seen that before. Ent up kicking her out of my place because she fed my cat. which I guess i kind of an asshole move, she was sweet but just I don't like people going through my shit when I'm asleep feeding my cat.
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    Who the fuck is hook? You really can't even spell Hiki anymore? You got half the letters wrong and it's only a four letter word you retard.
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    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby man here in atx a few years ago I drunkenly went to go pickup this latina girl to bang her and I went into her place to pick her up because she said her mom wanted to meet me first and It was so bizarre, there was a bunch of beaners sitting in the living room being very "nice" to me. just smiling at me and speaking spanish to me and I was just sitting on the couch for a second while she grabbed her shit to leave and I told them as I was walking out with her and said "adios you're all getting deported!" and you seen the look on their faces lmao

    I didn't know it was that bad, I'm gonna guess the girls mom just rented a house to have people stay temp to get jobs, I'd never seen that before. Ent up kicking her out of my place because she fed my cat. which I guess i kind of an asshole move, she was sweet but just I don't like people going through my shit when I'm asleep feeding my cat.

    You binned her for feeding your cat? LOL!
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe You binned her for feeding your cat? LOL!

    I was really drunk and she kept trying to wake me up to bang her but I wanted to when I was ready, I would of driven her back if she just let me take a nap but kept nudging me to wake up, and my cat already fucking ate
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    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I was really drunk and she kept trying to wake me up to bang her but I wanted to when I was ready, I would of driven her back if she just let me take a nap but kept nudging me to wake up, and my cat already fucking ate

    Haha , It's funny when girls do that. I had one girl nudging me saying, "dick, diiiiiick", to think she was actually starving for cock. I was like, "bitch I've already banged you god knows how many times already, my dick is still sore, go to sleep!"
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    pesky travels was way worse than this. and she wouldnt even leave. Imagine some bitch that looks like pesky talking shit in your own pad and cslling you prison gay just because youre not in the mood to fuck her.
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    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    pesky travels seemed like a perfect candidate for a hot karl
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Wariat pesky travels was way worse than this. and she wouldnt even leave. Imagine some bitch that looks like pesky talking shit in your own pad and cslling you prison gay just because youre not in the mood to fuck her.

    that's

    pretty funny
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by STER0S pesky travels seemed like a perfect candidate for a hot karl

    lmao but wouldn't you put the plastic wrap on after the defacation? like why before?
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