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  1. #1
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    It was never really my thing. The thought of being dope sick and shot to death just was not very appealing.
    But having given it much consideration I have played through many scenarios in my head of idea jobs.
    Having very little experience on this topic itself I won't share but what little I have to offer.

    Basically have person 1 knock on the front door while person 2 goes around back to gain entry that way.
    Once the elderly woman answers the front door and is yapping with person 1, person 2 quickly sneaks inside and steals whatever can quickly and easily be ran off with.

    The most stupidest thing I ever stole was a full sized ride on lawn mower from someone's back yard.
    Then I sold it for scrap and got just enough money to go get mildly high 1 time.
  2. #2
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Robbing little old ladies?

    Kill yourself you worthless scum.
  3. #3
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by stl1 Robbing little old ladies?

    Kill yourself you worthless scum.

    Hey dumbass. You think Imma go rob a someone capable of kicking my ass?
  4. #4
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    I'm sure you are too big of a pussy to do that, although my money would still be on the little old lady kicking your pussy ass.
  5. #5
    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    The elderly are supposed to be vast repositiories of wisdom and experience but the vast majority of them are too stupid to keep themselves from getting robbed or conned, uhhh useless social security leaches much? Robbery is just the tax on being a pathetic useless drain on society.

    Idgaf about vietnam or the great depression or old recipe coca cola you old ass bitches, just give me the paper, you're only gonna blow it on weetabix, adult diapers, and terrycloth bathrobes anyways
  6. #6
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Then I sold it for scrap and got just enough money to go get mildly high 1 time.

    Jeez the more I learn about your life the more I think you're kind of a dick.

    You were a junky that stole expensive items from peoples front yards, without remorse, yet you get furious at the world when your reclining couch is late or not up to spec.

    Maybe a junky should steal your couch.
  7. #7
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I can not be held accountable for my actions during a time when my psyche was being held hostage by the greed of big pharma and secret black money making schemes illegally perpetuated by my government without my consent.
  8. #8
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy I can not be held accountable for my actions during a time when my psyche was being held hostage by the greed of big pharma and secret black money making schemes illegally perpetuated by my government without my consent.

    STFU. From what you've said on NIS you had a nice comfortable middle class existence. Way better than mine growing up. And yet you chose to take drugs.

    If I could stay off meth and heroin while living in NZ houses made of paper and cellophane, raised by my whore psychotic alcoholic mother, in neighbourhoods full of niggers, then so could you.

    I'm sorry but you're not ready to learn Javascript yet.
  9. #9
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy It was never really my thing. The thought of being dope sick and shot to death just was not very appealing.
    But having given it much consideration I have played through many scenarios in my head of idea jobs.
    Having very little experience on this topic itself I won't share but what little I have to offer.

    Basically have person 1 knock on the front door while person 2 goes around back to gain entry that way.
    Once the elderly woman answers the front door and is yapping with person 1, person 2 quickly sneaks inside and steals whatever can quickly and easily be ran off with.

    The most stupidest thing I ever stole was a full sized ride on lawn mower from someone's back yard.
    Then I sold it for scrap and got just enough money to go get mildly high 1 time.

    Scum robbing old ladies.

    Kill yourself, fucking bug eyed cunt.
  10. #10
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Addiction doesn't discriminate.
    Anyone with any experience on this can testify that it will cause you to do things you would never normally do.
    A lot of people in recovery carry around a lot of guilt.
    I can't 4th step that lady's lawn mower back because I can't even remember where it was and the person I stole it with died of an overdose.

    I have done a lot of horrible and mean things over the years and that theft really wasn't too bad considering the other crimes I have committed.
  11. #11
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    If you're going to be dopesick at least be man about it. Just suffer in silence in bed or whatever, have your gf take care of you. When i was coming off fent dependency i didn't go out and commit burglaries or sell all my possessions for H, even though i easily could have. I just suffered through it. When the worst was over and i was in PAWS i bought one gram of coke for a little bit of relief and i paid for that out of pocket. That's it.
  12. #12
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by i­nfinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanney the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer---.1001101--0-1--1--00.-111.01011-----0..-.1.1-0-.1011-11--01-010-----1.-.1--1----.-01---010110-0-(b­anned) theres a cheap solution to addicts that victimize people…especially old people. not as cheap as it used to be, but only about 50-cents per round.

    I heard .556 was up to 1 dollarino a round.
  13. #13
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    FUYS??????

    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal



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