No Cancer!

1. 2016-12-16 at 8:02 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Just a big ol' iguana dick that needs a little fixin' because I aparentliy did rough it up and tore my shit up.
2. 2016-12-16 at 8:08 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   What if our dicks were little people with an entirely separate anatomy like their own little skeleton and organs and systems and you could get dick cancer but it wouldn't affect the rest of your bigger body? Huh? Tell me.
3. 2016-12-16 at 8:10 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   My dick is my bigger body.
4. 2016-12-16 at 8:10 PM UTC

   #4
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Heh
5. 2016-12-16 at 8:11 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   That has to be at least mildly annoying.
6. 2016-12-16 at 8:12 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm only 6 and a half inches tall so he's the boss. It's the rules.
7. 2016-12-16 at 8:16 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I've posted too much in a thread about your dingus. I have to not be here anymore.
8. 2016-12-16 at 8:40 PM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Surely iguana dicks are tiny?
9. 2016-12-17 at 12:34 AM UTC

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   bling bling Dark Matter
   freddy got fungerrd
10. 2016-12-17 at 2:03 AM UTC

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    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by mmQ I've posted too much in a thread about your dingus. I have to not be here anymore.

    
    it's too late, your posts are already here, you're in risir's dong thread forever
11. 2016-12-17 at 2:09 AM UTC

    #11
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Did any of the procedures by the male doctors cause you to develop an awkward boner?
12. 2016-12-17 at 10:50 AM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Say, "doc i want a prescription for STROng benzos and etizolam, gimme everything you got I want to chemically castrate myself!" and if he tries to talk you out of it say you are a... PEDOPHILE!!!.
    
    In the very end you get free benzos.