If a man is attacked by a shark while swimmimg in pelagic waters...

1. 2020-12-10 at 5:37 PM UTC

   #1
   WellHung Black Hole
   Folks, most likely the culprit is an oceanic whitetip shark.
2. 2020-12-10 at 6:19 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
   Fat unemployed chinian?
3. 2020-12-10 at 11:31 PM UTC

   #3
   WellHung Black Hole
   folks?
4. 2020-12-10 at 11:37 PM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Yall niggas ever eat a shark fin soup
5. 2020-12-10 at 11:39 PM UTC

   #5
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by Solstice Yall niggas ever eat a shark fin soup

   
   No. is it good? I hear that's real popular in Asia.
6. 2020-12-10 at 11:52 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by WellHung No. is it good? I hear that's real popular in Asia.

   
   I've never had it but i hear its all about texture and doesnt actually add/have any flavor.
   
   They served it to Trump in Vietnam.
7. 2020-12-11 at 1:25 AM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   With the shark, all you have to do is avoid the mouth. The rest of the shark is totally fine.
8. 2020-12-11 at 1:51 AM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL With the shark, all you have to do is avoid the mouth. The rest of the shark is totally fine.

   
   You have to avoid the penis too
9. 2020-12-11 at 3:13 AM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   When the shark bites, it's jaws can allow it open its mouth up to three or four times its normal size, and passes the incoming water through its gills quickly, so if its coming in fast, it comes in fully prepared to bite and swallow.
10. 2020-12-11 at 3:14 AM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Solstice You have to avoid the penis too

    
    And the butt hole.
11. 2020-12-11 at 4:08 AM UTC

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    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by -SpectraL When the shark bites, it's jaws can allow it open its mouth up to three or four times its normal size, and passes the incoming water through its gills quickly, so if its coming in fast, it comes in fully prepared to bite and swallow.

    
    Finally, a creature with a mouth large enough to give me a proper blowjob