truth time: i do have a gun & in my wildest imagination i have this gun for you now that you're in my thread where i want you i won't let you leave without expressing my sincerest love for you & your people because you see i come from a faraway land & i'm here to establish relationships with the people who live here to learn about them & see what they know because we believe there is always much to exchange between different perspectives such as a disproportionate trade that deepens our wealth so that we can afford to cut every throat of every son & impregnate each & every daughter cut open the wives daddies on pikes kids will work in the mines that make me smarter more responsive consumer electronics & then i will bring these to you & teach you how to use them & call it charity
