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Jesus is King prefers the early days of the internet, specifically the years 2002-2005....

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    Folks, downloading simfiles on TOTSE truly made him feel alive.
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    WellHung Black Hole
    folx?
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    He peaked when he was 12...it's been downhill ever since.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. #4
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson He peaked when he was 12…it's been downhill ever since.

    Hope u had a nice Thanksgiving, Pops. 👍⚘
  5. #5
    Thanks son, you too.

    Any day above ground is a good one...allegedly.
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    Jesus is king African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Folks, downloading simfiles on TOTSE truly made him feel alive.

    Simfiles are a Stepmania thing you clueless plebe.
    I downloaded them from Bemanistyle.
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    Jesus is king African Astronaut
    2002 - 2005 was the golden age of the internet and the absolute peak of western civilization

    It was the beginning of imageboards in the West with 4chan established and soon after iichan, 7chan and 420chan.

    File sharing was actually cool and being able to download a song felt like having your first orgasm, every time.

    Myspace was defacto

    Booting sandniggers on Yahoo messenger, causing their computers to crash.

    Golden age of totse, before it went to shit and normies like lanny and krotz started shitting it up.

    Japan and otaku culture was reserved for true autists only and not normie scum and e-girls.

    Windows XP

    Darude Sandstorm and winamp visualizer

    Fewer blacks and women on the web

    Hentai sites with 4:3 eroge scans featuring late 90s/early 00s artwork

    People still bought albums.
    You could tell a true fan from a tourist.

    6th generation gaming
    The absolute peak of gaming and technology

    Golden age of G4TV before it became reality tv for normies

    People still dressed, acted and looked normal.
    No weirdo post-modern globohomo feminist shit.

    GTA hadn't gone to shit yet (no gta iv and v)

    Final Fantasy was an otaku thing

    Chocobo robo voice remix

    CD-roms for PC gaming magazines and OPM came with demo discs

    No smartphones or Facebook

    I could go on and on
  8. #8
    Bugz Space Nigga
    2001 is when shit hit the fan. before that it was pure nonsensical comedy mixed with The Internet is Serious Business.

    9,11,01 9,12,01 (contacting the FAA and FBI and Local News channels about 2 planes possibly spraying shit and doing acrobatics. )

    Feb 1st 2002. same planes pissing off the US Army Reserves/National Guard buzzing the Golden Gate Bridge. the news report went missing and I can't find a got damn single video and only found one story I archived from archive.org's wayback that has since been scrubbed.

    kind of like most of totse has been scrubbed.
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    Bugz Space Nigga
    one of the funniest things I had come across was some weird ass tripod account that my sister's name was in it. just random as fuck, I linked to it through something else and it was this weird lady who my sister knew from Highschool and claims she's a good or white witch that does white casting (which I had got into in my teens, there is a big group in the bay area for this nonesense)

    one second she's my sisters best friend and soul sister and then going down the calendar date she's posting my sisters face photoshopped era 1995ish or so) onto some goat devil playing card of some time. some kind of Bohemian modern day gypsie she claimed to be.

    She's not even Romanian. she talked about sucking dick of local cops in our hometown. I begged my sister to introduce me (hoping I could get my dick sucked) but she wouldn't have it. said i didn't need that bullshit.
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    Jesus is king African Astronaut




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    Jesus is king African Astronaut
    Only 00s teens will recognize this song
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    Ghost Black Hole
    dota lmao!!
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