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2020-10-19 at 10:31 PM UTCthis aint one of thems
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2020-10-19 at 10:37 PM UTCIf you loosen the cap on a salt shaker while out at a restaurant with friends, hilarity will inevitably ensue once you poor some ricin into it while everyone's in the bathroom.
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2020-10-19 at 11:06 PM UTCswapping heart pressure medication with candy
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2020-10-20 at 12:15 AM UTC
Originally posted by gadzooks If you loosen the cap on a salt shaker while out at a restaurant with friends, hilarity will inevitably ensue once you poor some ricin into it while everyone's in the bathroom.
It's a classic that always gets lulz.
hell yeah, but ive it had it back fire on me, so and so ent up not picking up the salt shaker and hours later I did and totally fucked my food up.
Years ago I had this older friend "Rusty" and we were a merzbow video and I told him he's playing at the superbowl and he legit believed me and told everyone at the superbowl party how they are bringing on a japanese noise artist as a special guest merzbow and everyone he's an idiot.
another time when I was 19 i was in jail for awhile and I had a bunch of the "grievance" / request forms and there was this duck dynasty mother fucker that stunk really bad and I told everyone to pretend to fill out a request form in front about the fireworks show.. and the guy totally bought it filled out his request requesting to go the fireworks show.. the cop him a dumbass when he read it.
another time some other hill billy in jail was acting like a prick and flicking water at me in the kitchen so I grabbed his cup water through it in his face and all the black dudes started laughing and the guy was turning red, and it was last day lol. we ent up going back to our pods and I told my bunky that that hill billy was talking shit about mexicans and so he went to the crack in the wall between pods and told the vatos that he's talking about mexicans specically that their all nutter butters and I watched through the glass as they walked in the bathroom and scared shit the out. I don't think he got beat just got his jelly rolled. Man that was his fuck dayThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-10-20 at 12:23 AM UTC
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood swapping heart pressure medication with candy
lol
another time when i was 10 I had this science teacher mr jiles that was a total libtard piece of shit that probably came out of the womb backwards, and one day in class he was brow beating me asking where my report was and I said I turned it in with everyone else.. he was acting like a dick saying well what did it do just magically jump off my desk? And I was like I don't know.. and later he found and apologized to me, but I still didn't how he was to me for other reasons.
So my mom caught a crawfish at the lake cause my parents had a pontoon boat, and it killed one my parents fish and I said hey mr jiles loves crawfish and has a lot expensive fish he'd appreciate it and my mom let me take the crawfish school and I gave it to him and the next day he was like "OMG DOUG THE CRAWFISH KILLED ALL MY FISH!"
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2020-10-20 at 12:32 PM UTCWhat kind of unhealthy bastard puts salt on their food?
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2020-10-20 at 1:41 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson What kind of unhealthy bastard puts salt on their food?
I hate it. very few things taste saltless to me now that I'v given up on the salt shaker. and whenever I go to any restaurant, whether it me fast food or fancy. too much fucking salt is put in my food. you have to order it nicely without. -
2020-10-20 at 2:45 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby hell yeah, but ive it had it back fire on me, so and so ent up not picking up the salt shaker and hours later I did and totally fucked my food up.
Years ago I had this older friend "Rusty" and we were a merzbow video and I told him he's playing at the superbowl and he legit believed me and told everyone at the superbowl party how they are bringing on a japanese noise artist as a special guest merzbow and everyone he's an idiot.
another time when I was 19 i was in jail for awhile and I had a bunch of the "grievance" / request forms and there was this duck dynasty mother fucker that stunk really bad and I told everyone to pretend to fill out a request form in front about the fireworks show.. and the guy totally bought it filled out his request requesting to go the fireworks show.. the cop him a dumbass when he read it.
another time some other hill billy in jail was acting like a prick and flicking water at me in the kitchen so I grabbed his cup water through it in his face and all the black dudes started laughing and the guy was turning red, and it was last day lol. we ent up going back to our pods and I told my bunky that that hill billy was talking shit about mexicans and so he went to the crack in the wall between pods and told the vatos that he's talking about mexicans specically that their all nutter butters and I watched through the glass as they walked in the bathroom and scared shit the out. I don't think he got beat just got his jelly rolled. Man that was his fuck day
Originally posted by Bill Krozby lol
another time when i was 10 I had this science teacher mr jiles that was a total libtard piece of shit that probably came out of the womb backwards, and one day in class he was brow beating me asking where my report was and I said I turned it in with everyone else.. he was acting like a dick saying well what did it do just magically jump off my desk? And I was like I don't know.. and later he found and apologized to me, but I still didn't how he was to me for other reasons.
So my mom caught a crawfish at the lake cause my parents had a pontoon boat, and it killed one my parents fish and I said hey mr jiles loves crawfish and has a lot expensive fish he'd appreciate it and my mom let me take the crawfish school and I gave it to him and the next day he was like "OMG DOUG THE CRAWFISH KILLED ALL MY FISH!"
im kind of an original prankster
you have alot of grammatical errors
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2020-10-20 at 2:50 PM UTC
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2020-10-20 at 2:54 PM UTCFucking a nigger?
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2020-10-20 at 6:39 PM UTC
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2020-10-20 at 6:43 PM UTC
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2020-10-20 at 6:56 PM UTCIs salt really that bad for you though? Like i dont drink sodas like a lot of people do so youd think it would level out
