2020-10-08 at 3:14 PM UTC
1. His bank account is bigger than the entire GDP of Thailand, and he is generous as hell. He's not quite Bill Gates rich but I'd be surprised if he hadn't helped just as many people. Guy owns a charity that builds houses and infrastructure in Africa. He funds it 100%, no donations. All they do is help.
2. Used to rake in women hotter than the sun, but is now loyal to just one, the love of his life. It's funny because I asked them both what they thought of each other for the purpose of this thread, and they both said that the other was too good for them, and that they didn't deserve such a great boyfriend/girlfriend. Last year for the holidays, he proposed to her on top of Mt. Fuji. They were going to get married this Spring, but cancelled the event due to the virus. I was going to go, but they haven't rescheduled a date yet. But that's okay. I don't imagine their love is going anywhere.
3. Guy used to teach martial arts in high school (I forget which) and was a body builder in his 20's-30's. Won some international awards but I don't remember the names. He stopped competing, but is still ripped as hell. One time we were out drinking and he realized he was too drunk to drive us back. I asked if I should call for an Uber, and he's like, "No man, I got this," and picked up the car and carried it home. We passed by these college girls at another bar on the way back and I don't remember what he said to them but we both got laid that night.
4. He volunteers a lot as well. Works at an animal shelter on the weekends and spends Tuesdays and Thursdays with the elderly at not just his local retirement home, but all the retirement homes in the tri-state area. I thought he was lying to me about how much he volunteered until I went to my grandma's one day and she was like, "Mijito, ya has oiodo de este chico ORACLE? El es guapisimo, y su piel es rico y suave como chocolate." That's right, he slept with my grandmother, who won Ms. Mexico in 1956, 1957, 1959, and 1960. She's still got it jajaja.
5. He's also my grandfather and I forget if I mentioned that at the beginning or not. Maybe I should've lead with this.
6. Today is his birthday so everybody be sure to wish him a happy birthday :)
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2020-10-08 at 3:29 PM UTC
Wow that was pretty cringe
2020-10-08 at 3:30 PM UTC
Check for polyps while you're up there.
