2020-06-30 at 12:57 AM UTC
If your work has a tip jar, put a bunch of your own cash in it at the beginning of your shift. This pressures people to tip you and you'll make a considerable amount more
Post your apartment online for rent and pretend you're the property manager. After you collect $50 application fees, just send everyone denial letters.
Can’t remember how much you quoted a customer for a job? Invoice them 5x what you think it was. They will either pay or call you up with the proper amount and you can claim a billing mistake.
If you own a household item that you cannot afford to get repaired keep it in your car. If you are ever in an accident that isn’t your fault you can claim it broke during the collision and get the repair paid for in the insurance claim.
Need to throw away bulky items or some shady things? Find the nearest apartment complex near you and use their dumpsters
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2020-06-30 at 2:25 AM UTC
A black person being taught anti-social behaviour by a jedi? How bizarre!
2020-06-30 at 2:32 AM UTC
Hire illegals and don't pay them. What are they going to do? Sue you?
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2020-06-30 at 2:34 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
Ancient j'ew jitsu scrolls
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2020-06-30 at 2:36 AM UTC
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[the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
Originally posted by Splam
What are they going to do? Sue you?
much worse
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2020-06-30 at 3:37 AM UTC
wear jogging attire when conducting breaking and entering.
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2020-06-30 at 4:12 AM UTC
Originally posted by Splam
Hire illegals and don't pay them. What are they going to do? Sue you?
Murder you
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2020-06-30 at 4:26 AM UTC
Oh another jedi trick.
Don't keep your money in a savings account. Their interest gainings are less than inflation. Buy gold and stash it somewhere. It'll only increase in value.
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2020-06-30 at 3:25 PM UTC
jéw tricks only work when jéws perform them.
niggers trying to perform jéw tricks are just going to end up like juicy smallet and that nascar bubba guy.
2020-06-30 at 3:50 PM UTC
This used to work, not sure if I would risk it today
Go buy something you want and take it home or whatever. Wait a few hours or the next day and bring your receipt, take the same item off the store shelf and “return” it for a refund.
2020-07-01 at 4:02 AM UTC
Oh also don't dip your nose into your own stash.
2020-07-04 at 1:43 AM UTC
Oh oldest jedi trick in the book!
Banking. Give loans to people and enforce them with strict penalties! Another example is fronting drugs. Why do you think so many coke dealers have broken noses? Quite a few ancient jedi tricks have been adopted by criminal organizations wide and far, such as the Mafia and the federal reserve.
