Corona linked to Chinese bat sex

1. 2020-04-08 at 12:20 AM UTC

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   Torx Houston
   Study has linked Corona virus to a gay Chinese man trying to have sex with a bat. After drinking too much baijiu and taking some exotic drugs the man inserted a bat up his anus on a dare from his partner. The bat in turn started to chew on the man's colon lining trying to free himself. The man's partner pulled out the struggling bat and called the ambulance for help. Local authorities kept this incident quiet for obvious reasons.
   
   
   
   The patient arrived at the hospital with a missing testickle and profuse bleeding from his anus. After a few days the patient developed a bad cough and passed away.
   
   
2. 2020-04-08 at 8:28 AM UTC

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   Dfg Tuskegee Airman [compulsively riposte the emigrant]
   Seems legit.
3. 2020-04-08 at 9:25 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   Tort did it
   Bat pussy is the only thing he can get!
4. 2020-04-08 at 10:34 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   Rat ass cat ass bat butt!
5. 2020-04-08 at 10:36 AM UTC

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   AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
   I keep hearing the whole bat thing I think to myself how immune Ozzy Osborne must be, then remember that it probably has nothing to do with eating bats.
6. 2020-04-08 at 10:40 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by AngryIVer I keep hearing the whole bat thing I think to myself how immune Ozzy Osborne must be, then remember that it probably has nothing to do with eating bats.

   
   Not all bats have diseases that are dangerous. My cat thats now dead bubba had fiv. I bit him and didn't get fiv.
   
   But the bat thing is total media blitz bullshit. They have a germ plant right down the street from that wuhan market. Fucking chinks man
   
   Its just the new 9/11
7. 2020-04-08 at 10:55 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   Batman
8. 2020-04-08 at 12:14 PM UTC

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   rabbitweed African Astronaut
   Don't call them Chinese, it's racist. They are Coronese.
9. 2020-04-08 at 12:23 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by rabbitweed Don't call them Chinese, it's racist. They are Coronese.

   
   Stfu nigger fag