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Are there any homeless shelters that are nice?
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2016-11-14 at 7:18 AM UTCJust wondering in case my life gets that bad. Otherwise if they all suck I guess you could just loiter in comfortable public places until you get asked to leave.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-11-14 at 9:09 AM UTCTBH as long as you are clean looking and not fucking crazy tier homeless then you can be pretty much anywhere for as long as you want. Hang out at the mall, parks, train stations, libraries etc. As long as you dont mind sleeping in weird spots you can stay pretty #comfy even if you are homeless.
You could even go scronaldo style and set up a dank fuckin crackshack but that takes more work than the average homeless is willing to put in. -
2016-11-14 at 2:07 PM UTCThe homeless shelter in my city feeds you breakfast, gets you cash jobs, gives you lunch and snacks and you get dinner with seconds and dessert. You can't show up drunk though or they don't let you in. It's not that bad and you can meet drug people there and score some fent, crack and meth but overall its pretty sketchy and not very fun unless your on dope.
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2016-11-14 at 2:11 PM UTCmove to a state\country where panhandling is legal and life's gonna be great again
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2016-11-14 at 2:46 PM UTCyeah like one of the sand countries.
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2016-11-14 at 2:51 PM UTCczech republic is not a sand country, but panhandling is legal and everyone is very kind with homeless. they're all white, also.
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2016-11-15 at 1:22 AM UTC
Originally posted by Actor Just wondering in case my life gets that bad. Otherwise if they all suck I guess you could just loiter in comfortable public places until you get asked to leave.
fuck no, at least not in my city.. unless you like living with niggers and fat white crack whores. you're better off sleeping in a park or in your car or something like that.
about 10 years ago I went to a homeless shelter and after like 20 minutes I felt disgusted, It was even dirtier than jail. I was out of there and just worked and then found a nice place to sleep with my stuff. It was kind of a fucked up experience and I may have to go through that again soon, but you're way better off sleeping on friends couches or crashing by the lake or something. -
2016-11-15 at 2:30 AM UTC
Originally posted by antinatalism move to a state\country where panhandling is legal and life's gonna be great again
I can picture it now. A Trump brand hotel converted into a homeless shelter. The people staying there are given a daily breakfast in the hall with a buffet
They are given an Ipad with a custom Make America Great Again job seeking App where every business in every small town in Alaska from big city Florida has listings for work, live chat with employers.
The public transit system is top notch marvel of the world so it only takes you 10 mins to get from the homeless shelter to the industrial area. The government welfare system gives you enough money to buy clothes and help you get ready for a good job.
You start your day meeting with a case worker from the Make America Work Again council that appoints you a cute bubbly highly paid lady to help you tailor a resume and contact employers if you need help. You check in and let them know you have an interview today at the new Nickel Plant opening up down the road
You go to the interview and the manager is running around and there trucks pulling in and he says GRAB A HARD HAT SON!, YOU'RE HIRED!.
You end your day somehow in a pair of dirty overalls with a lunch box on top of an I beam above the city eating lunch with your co workers. You look down at that great America and that Bigly nation and think.. yes... it's finally great.. again.
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2016-11-15 at 3:42 AM UTC^you forgot the part where for entertainment you watch mark wahlberg disaster movies where the leave out the illuminati jedi false flag part
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2016-11-15 at 4:18 AM UTCCross dress and stay at a women's or LBGTQ shelter. I'm dead serious, I have heard awful things about standard men's shelters, these are almost guaranteed to be bounds better. Take advantage of their services, once again, you're nearly guaranteed to get far more support than as a single straight white male.
Imagine developing a fake newborn in order to get free housing...
This actually tempted me due to the amount of free stuff you could get, but I don't want to actually do it. Must be the jedi in me. -
2016-11-15 at 8:55 PM UTCgo to a frat house with a ozer of bud
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2016-11-15 at 8:59 PM UTCu wiell pretty much haev ur own room and u will flip the ozer in like 10 mins
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2016-11-15 at 9:06 PM UTClol u wer mean to ur mom adn she sed she wos gonna boot u owt lmaoa
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2016-11-15 at 9:53 PM UTCIf I was truly homeless I wouldn't hesitate to rob elderly people at knife point, ideally in their front entry ways. Give me the money in your home, give me your valuables, and let's take a drive to the ATM.
In the meantime lots of nice churches have their doors unlocked during the day, and they have kitchens and foods and TVs and music and everything you could ask for. I'd find a storage closet or somewhere to sleep in, and after they lock up at night or whenever, come out like a raccoon and pillage. -
2016-11-15 at 11:33 PM UTCnnnoobq
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2016-11-15 at 11:59 PM UTCAlso, hospitals are generally vast in size and provide lots of space for hiding, sleeping, fucking off, etc.
