2020-03-22 at 5:41 PM UTC
Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
With no milk ducts or udders.
And no ovaries.
Does that make her non-binary or just useless?
2020-03-22 at 5:42 PM UTC
You talking bout your old lady? SHELLLL
2020-03-22 at 10:37 PM UTC
STER0S
Space Nigga
[the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
i came out of my mom's anus when i was born
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2020-03-23 at 12:43 AM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
What sucks is when a leg and a head come out at the same time.
2020-03-23 at 1:06 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
what about the god damn UDDER PIC!?
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2020-03-23 at 1:19 AM UTC
No silly. They are not done. My final surgery was supposed to be this coming Wednesday, but they cancelled it.😡 I bet it’s gonna be awhile till hospitals are doing regular surgeries again. I’m stuck with this expander in my chest that’s a harder rubber and it’s full of 750cc saline. The boob is actually up by my collarbone till they remove this thing and put the implant in. The implant will pull it down.
So I’m wearing mega baggy shirts, and a special bra to hide it.😠
2020-03-23 at 1:20 AM UTC
Originally posted by Technologist
No silly. They are not done. My final surgery was supposed to be this coming Wednesday, but they cancelled it.😡 I bet it’s gonna be awhile till hospitals are doing regular surgeries again. I’m stuck with this expander in my chest that’s a harder rubber and it’s full of 750cc saline. The boob is actually up by my collarbone till they remove this thing and put the implant in. The implant will pull it down.
So I’m wearing mega baggy shirts, and a special bra to hide it.😠
Now you just got us all curious.
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2020-03-23 at 1:25 AM UTC
Well let your imagination run wild.😝
2020-03-23 at 1:30 AM UTC
Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
I bet you look like Caitlyn Jenner.
2020-03-23 at 10:22 AM UTC
OP post pics of your Elderly GF.