User Controls

In Flordia you can catch a 15 year sentance for putting terroristic threats in writing.

  1. #1
    blaster master victim of incest
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. #2
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by blaster master https://www.heraldmailmedia.com/news/nation/he-says-his-mass-shooting-threat-was-a-joke-his/article_62696a4b-8a5d-5618-9373-b472320e79e6.html

    I wonder if that law is nation wide or only in Flordia. But 15 years prison instead of mental health care, welcome to the USSA.

    You live where?
  3. #3
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    You can't yell fire in a theater and claim it was a joke.
  4. #4
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You can't yell fire in a theater and claim it was a joke.

    "I didn't say fire your honor I said higher...I couldn't hear the movie"
  5. #5
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Holy fuck.

    You know, if this was a scenario where they charged someone for making threats online, and gave them probation and, like, 100 hours of community service picking up litter on the highway or something, to make a point about the seriousness of making threats like this online, I'd be like...



    But 15 years???

    The fuck is wrong with people?
  6. #6
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Also, is "Flordia" some kind of meme I'm out of the loop on, or did you really misspell it twice?
  7. #7
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Daily reminder they declared the Iranian Revolutionary Guards to be terrorists, the word has zero meaning anymore.
  8. #8
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    this is where hikkey says "just kidding guys" when were getting ready to call his handlers


    DEUHuueueuurrrrrrRRRRRRRR!!!! AM A REATORD!!!!
  9. #9
    Corona-chan African Astronaut
    I'm going to shoot up a synagogue in retaliation of this new law
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. #10
    Corona-chan African Astronaut
    Originally posted by A College Professor this is where hikkey says "just kidding guys" when were getting ready to call his handlers


    DEUHuueueuurrrrrrRRRRRRRR!!!! AM A REATORD!!!!

    What is your address, I will legit kill you.
  11. #11
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    lol and technologist didnt believe me that america could have gave me four years for just a fight withs cum like luciano?
  12. #12
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Hold up a minute...

    The guy only said "On my way! School shooter"...?

    On his way out to dinner?

    Like, he wasn't on his way to school?

    Was he at least wearing an ammunition strap in his profile pic and holding a rifle over his shoulder?

    Kinda like this...



    Because if not, even charging him at all is a bit over the top.
  13. #13
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    you can infer that the post was just a joke about him looking like a school shooter, ie. he was probably wearing a coat and a fedora or some shit.

    it was just sent to his friends, not posted publicly. I wonder if one of his friends reported him or if the betabet boys just enhancement through all whatsapp messages that contain the word 'shoot' or something
  14. #14
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Corona-chan What is your address, I will legit kill you.
    reported to authorities bitch, what now?
  15. #15
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by gadzooks Holy fuck.

    You know, if this was a scenario where they charged someone for making threats online, and gave them probation and, like, 100 hours of community service picking up litter on the highway or something, to make a point about the seriousness of making threats like this online, I'd be like…



    But 15 years???

    The fuck is wrong with people?

    15 years is the maximum sentence. Nobody said this case was going to get that sentence.
  16. #16
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker 15 years is the maximum sentence. Nobody said this case was going to get that sentence.

    Yasssssss, you don’t need words, just your cane.
  17. #17
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Technologist Yasssssss, you don’t need words, just your cane.

    I've never owned a cane. That means you can't win an argument by typing the word cane.
Jump to Top