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Have you ever received a threatening phone call?

  1. 2020-01-03 at 9:41 PM UTC
    #1
    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    One time when I was a little kid, I got a phone call saying

    caller: "put your mommy or daddy on the phone"

    me: "they're not here"

    caller: "ha ha ha, you'll pay"





    PAY WHAT?
  2. 2020-01-03 at 9:42 PM UTC
    #2
    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    Someone down around n my same area got that same exact call, and posted about it on facebook crept out.
  3. 2020-01-03 at 9:57 PM UTC
    #3
    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
    yes one time a guy called me and told me he was going to kill me because i punched him in the face. i havent heard from him in 10 years probably but he is most likely dead now. he was one of those junkies who would rip you off for $20 after you've known him for like a year. so he got his ass beat pretty regularly.
  4. 2020-01-03 at 10:46 PM UTC
    #4
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    No but I have made quite a few
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. 2020-01-03 at 10:57 PM UTC
    #5
    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III yes one time a guy called me and told me he was going to kill me because i punched him in the face. i havent heard from him in 10 years probably but he is most likely dead now. he was one of those junkies who would rip you off for $20 after you've known him for like a year. so he got his ass beat pretty regularly.

    I got a call from a guy saying he was going to kill me before.
  6. 2020-01-03 at 11:19 PM UTC
    #6
    Octavian motherfucker
    Loads of times in the past. Normally involves them saying they're going to tie me up, what orifice will been violated etc.

    Makes my dick hard tbh.
  7. 2020-01-04 at 5:31 AM UTC
    #7
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    The death threats I got for posting my number on Zoklet got to me a few times.
    Once I happened to be home alone (at my moms) and one of you guys called me and said "Andrew, If you don't shut your yappy dogs up I am going to kill them".
    It got me because my dogs were outside barking and I was inside so whoever said it was either out there hearing my dogs or just coincidental saying that.
    Now sure I was 18 or 19 so being home alone shouldn't have been that big a deal but I was also on a daily dose of whatever I could get my hands on which combined with the fact bath salts were still legal, left me in a very paranoid state of mind.
  8. 2020-01-04 at 5:50 AM UTC
    #8
    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    Originally posted by Octavian Loads of times in the past. Normally involves them saying they're going to tie me up, what orifice will been violated etc.

    Makes my dick hard tbh.

    Mmm

    Send them my way
  9. 2020-01-04 at 7:49 AM UTC
    #9
    cigreting Dark Matter
    A few times, mostly in the past. I calmly let them know that I would be available whenever they would like to voice those threats to my face
  10. 2020-01-04 at 11:31 AM UTC
    #10
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I did receive a threatening call once, but he ended up getting a restraining order against me.
  11. 2020-01-04 at 5:05 PM UTC
    #11
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I did receive a threatening call once, but he ended up getting a restraining order against me.

    lol shits gold. What'd you do to him
  12. 2020-01-04 at 5:24 PM UTC
    #12
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by cigreting lol shits gold. What'd you do to him

    Tracked him down and made him run around his house 60 times.
  13. 2020-01-04 at 5:32 PM UTC
    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    One time I bought a prepaid simcard from a store at the old central bus station. The next day some arab called me thinking that I am someone else.

    The arab was asking me where his wages for his work were. Said that everyone was gonna call me and fuck my brain about it, etc. This was not really threatening, but annoying nonetheless. I told him that I'm not the one.

    He called the next two days also. On the third day I was contemplating asking him where he is, then helping him swallow his broken teeth as payment for his distracting morning phone calls.

    This is the closest thing to a threatening call that I've ever received that I can think of.
  14. 2020-01-04 at 5:41 PM UTC
    #14
    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian One time I bought a prepaid simcard from a store at the old central bus station. The next day some arab called me thinking that I am someone else.

    The arab was asking me where his wages for his work were. Said that everyone was gonna call me and fuck my brain about it, etc. This was not really threatening, but annoying nonetheless. I told him that I'm not the one.

    He called the next two days also. On the third day I was contemplating asking him where he is, then helping him swallow his broken teeth as payment for his distracting morning phone calls.

    This is the closest thing to a threatening call that I've ever received that I can think of.

    Some elderly man once called me and left a message about picking the tomatoes that grew from his yard over to my fence. We don't have a fence and our neighbors don't have tomatoes. Was a good 5 minute rant.


    His final insult was said with such hate and vitriol

    "So think about that, GOOD NEIGHBORLY NEIGHBOR!!"

    You just know he went and confronted his neighbor about how he called them and told him to stop stealing his tomatoes, but his neighbor is just gonna assume he's senile.
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