I just annihilated the Holiday Inn breakfast buffet...

1. 2019-12-11 at 2:22 PM UTC

   #1
   WellHung Black Hole
   Folks, let's recap... 2 cups Orange juice, one cup cran Apple juice, 1 carton milk... 3 biscuits and sausage gravy, 6 strips of bacon, 5 Turkey patties, 2 hard-boiled eggs, 1 cinnamon roll, 1 Chobani strawberry yogurt, 1 Chobani blueberry yogurt, I bowl oatmeal. Then I took a dump in their public toilet, and didn't flush. The End.
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