Headline "Governor Whitmer announces plans to fight opioid epidemic"

1. 2019-11-14 at 6:25 PM UTC

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   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   Other headline: "Michigan opens door to recreational pot sales in December"
2. 2019-11-14 at 6:29 PM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   Everytime I got in trouble for using a drug I would go use a harder drug to cope with it.
   Had I never been fined for smoking weed I probably never would have ended up sucking dick at the chance to bang heroin up my arms.