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I gave myself culture shock watching porn

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    I was watching some British porn and right as I was about to come she started talking about her "nickers" and it threw me off so bad. I thought she said niggers for a second

    I don't think I've ever heard a woman say that word seductively before.
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Why were you watching UK pr0n in the first place.
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    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Sophie Why were you watching UK pr0n in the first place.

    why were you watching kddo prawn?
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    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I was watching some British porn and right as I was about to come she started talking about her "nickers" and it threw me off so bad. I thought she said niggers for a second

    I don't think I've ever heard a woman say that word seductively before.

    knickers*

    big vagina panties

    ooh fuck me hard u bastard
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Grylls why were you watching kddo prawn?

    Because i live in Wonderland.
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    She was pregnant but also happened to be british
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    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    what if she was british but also happened to be pregnant?
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    Skulltag Tuskegee Airman
    And that's why you mute the porn you watch.
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    8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Skulltag And that's why you mute the porn you watch.

    Do you suppose the Japanese will ever stop squealing in porn
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    Skulltag Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by 8stringflinG Do you suppose the Japanese will ever stop squealing in porn

    Nah, not happening. I seem to remember somewhere that it's a cultural thing, the squealing turns them on because the woman is supposed to be shy and inexperienced, and turning her around and teaching her the pleasures of sex is a turn on for them.
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Skulltag Nah, not happening. I seem to remember somewhere that it's a cultural thing, the squealing turns them on because the woman is supposed to be shy and inexperienced, and turning her around and teaching her the pleasures of sex is a turn on for them.

    I mean... Do you prefer it if the girl you're banging is as silent as the grave?
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    stl1 African Astronaut
    Come on now. It wasn't culture shock...it was carpal tunnel syndrome that you got from "watching" porn.
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    Skulltag Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Sophie I mean… Do you prefer it if the girl you're banging is as silent as the grave?

    Well, I'm not complaining. I actually like Japanese voices. Though I'd prefer them using their natural voice more. But then, finding "realistic" porn is like looking for a straight-edge hippie ...
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Skulltag Nah, not happening. I seem to remember somewhere that it's a cultural thing, the squealing turns them on because the woman is supposed to be shy and inexperienced, and turning her around and teaching her the pleasures of sex is a turn on for them.

    I've only been with one azian woman over a decade ago. And she started squealing and I thought I was hurting her especially because we were both in blood. She laughed about the mess and apologized because kawaii.. EEE eeeeee!

    It was the weirdest sex I've ever had but got to admit it was the tightest snatch I've ever used.

    Though at that point I'd only had sex with two girls and this one was eight years older than me so it was pretty cringe
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    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    I got screwed up for porn filming it...not in it...FILMING...totally fuckered up my whole impression
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    Yeah its fake as fuck

    That's why i watch fisting porn you know they aren't pretending to enjoy it
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