I have the Zika virus

1. 2016-03-04 at 12:42 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   My dads girlfriend came back from Cuba lastnight and now I'm really sick. Its not the drugs either because I'm sneezing a lot which has nothing to do with pills. DPH should make you sneeze less not more. I have fucking ZIKA and also puked blood last night
2. 2016-03-04 at 12:55 AM UTC

   #2
   Kek Houston
   you are gonna die friend.
3. 2016-03-04 at 7:57 AM UTC

   #3
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Wait... will you live long enough to win the election and become the super Trump cat or whatever you would be, or are?
4. 2016-03-04 at 2:40 PM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Yes and don't listen to the mew York times their tape is fake bullshit and fuxk little Marco and Lyon ted
5. 2016-03-04 at 4:36 PM UTC

   #5
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Yes and don't listen to the mew York times their tape is fake bullshit and fuxk little Marco and Lyon ted

   
   You don't have to release The Tapes, because it was all off the record. You couldn't do that to the poor Times people.
   
6. 2016-03-04 at 5:26 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Make clandestine viruses
7. 2016-03-04 at 6:24 PM UTC

   #7
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Actually, the resulting concave head may result in an even better hair look. Kinda of like Lego Man, but a Donald Trump version.
8. 2016-03-04 at 10:20 PM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You can actually use a certain strain of e-coli to turn yeast into hydromorphone