I'm paranoid about all kinds of bad shit happening to me.

1. 2019-06-29 at 7:17 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   I wish I could be rich enough to build a comfortable bunker and hire my own security and never have to be out driving around, going to stores, or anywhere outside the bunker.
   
   I would send assistants with a laptops or ipads and livestream video myself to "visit" with people. I could have a pan/tilt webcam hooked up so I could look around, and if its a gathering or something I could be there talking to several people in several different places in the room at once.
   
   Such a waste that I'll never be rich enough to do that.
2. 2019-06-29 at 7:58 AM UTC

   #2
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
   SEVERAL DIFFERENT PEOPLE?
   
   One is already too much
3. 2019-06-29 at 8:03 AM UTC

   #3
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   It isn't so much cause i'd actually wanna talk to them, but more so that I'd have a way to play around with my command center.
4. 2019-06-29 at 8:04 AM UTC

   #4
   blaster master victim of incest
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Sudo
5. 2019-06-29 at 8:42 AM UTC

   #5
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   dying is fun