Fellas, never go out on a date without one of these

1. 2019-06-06 at 8:22 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   https://www.rona.ca/en/digital-moisture-detector-01215202
2. 2019-06-06 at 8:23 PM UTC

   #2
   

   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   Hell, a 5 lb. bag of flour is a lot cheaper.
3. 2019-06-06 at 10:29 PM UTC

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   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

   Because of problems with moisture in firewood, I purchased this meter to test the wood I receive. Just used it once, but so far does appear to be accurate with the reading because I do know the wood is seasoned and the moisture content should be low. Further testing as I receive wood will tell the true story.

   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • gadzooks, 
   • Technologist
4. 2019-06-06 at 11:05 PM UTC

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   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
   Goddam it §m£ÂgØL you take a wholesome activity like testing wood and make it sound dirty.