I probably just shaved a month off my life span to kill a fuckin fruit fly

1. 2016-09-22 at 7:30 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   This one piece of shit fruit fly was flying around my computer area, and landing on the screen which happens to be a touch screen, so it would click on random shit and move the mouse pointer and shit, which is really annoying. So at the time my room was dark, and I had a can of raid (specified for flying insect) available (from last time I tried to kill this or some other piece of shit fruit fly) and so I tracked and sprayed in its general area like 4 or 5 times until I finally got the muddafucka. So I probably huffed enough raid fumes to take a few months off my life to kill a little piece of shit fruit fly.
2. 2016-09-22 at 5 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   It's really only deadly to insects. Humans have evolved over thousands of years to be resistant to plant based toxins, thats why we actually get a buzz ingesting these alkaloids and compounds.
   
   I don't even think flys have a liver. they cant get drunk hahahhha faggots.