A tiny tiny bird just shat a tiny speckle on my shirt

1. 2016-08-14 at 8:49 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   That tiny shit wasn't even worth it you piece of shit fuckbird.
   
   Probably revenge for me putting on prededatory bird sounds on high volume to fuck with them. Hahahaha.. that was fucking funny. The sounds came straight from hell. A buzzard who could make such sounds would have to weigh more then me. Observing their reactions was hilarious.
   
   Fuck birds. I hate you.
2. 2016-08-14 at 9:04 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Predatory...
3. 2016-08-14 at 9:32 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   AGAIN!! This time one my hand and it was yellow and slightly bigger. Fuck that.
   
   I can't even sit outside or what? What is wrong with the world, goddammit? I don't even....
4. 2016-08-14 at 9:36 AM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Let's see how many times I get shat on playing NBA 2k. Inside.
5. 2016-08-14 at 1:43 PM UTC

   #5
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I learned recently that vultures just shit and piss all over themselves.
6. 2016-08-14 at 2:26 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   To cool themselves down?
7. 2016-08-14 at 5:47 PM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   It likes you.
8. 2016-08-14 at 10:58 PM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Definitely God/Karma's wrath.
9. 2016-08-15 at 5:06 AM UTC

   #9
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   To cool themselves down?

   
   No because they're freeky and into that typa stuff. Bird turds. Beak play. Feather fucking. Things of that nature.