2016-07-07 at 8:14 AM UTC
I hope the big pooper scooper in the sky comes and cleans up every last one of you chucklefuckers.
2016-07-07 at 9:26 AM UTC
As opposed to WHAT? HUH???? A piece of CANDY? A piece of.... GLASS? MEAT? FURNITURE??? jediELRY????? PIE??????????????????????
We're all FUCKING PIECES OF SOMETHING, AND AT THE END OF THE GODDAMNED DAY IT DOESN'T MATTER NOW DOES IT?????
Pieces of shit are VITAL. They indicate that the digestive system is in fact working, and they can tell you a lot about your diet and health in general, so calling us pieces of shit is a motherfucking COMPLIMENT, DON'T YOU SEE, MANNN? DON'T YOU SEE???????
I hope I'm the biggest piece of shit on the planet- the most important piece of shit- a record setting piece of shit that becomes fossilized and travels the world from museum to museum showing off my GLORIOUS self for all the people of the world to marvel at, for millions and millions of years to come.
"Lucy, kids, come come, look at this here piece of shit. Let us gaze in awe at the sheer size and power of what this represents to mankind!" "Behold! The piece of shit that has come to take away the sins of the world!!!!"
So, uh, thank you. :)
