The Life

1. 2016-04-21 at 1:51 PM UTC

   #1
   Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman
   3 years ago I was a very different turtle. I'd shoot drugs up everyday inside my shell and try to slay slutty snatches. It was a pleasurable but empty existence. looking back I feel like an autistic tard muffin such as sploo..or roshambo always whining about being depressed faggots. I believe in the honest simple life now. A few weeks ago I got my first nice apartment. it's my little place in the grand ocean. A place to build up from. Ironically I'm probably gonna go to school to be a phlebotomist hurhur. The rest of my life I just wanna eat a whole lotta food settle down and raise a family right.
2. 2016-04-21 at 2:39 PM UTC

   #2
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   What does a phlebotomist hurhur eat?
3. 2016-04-21 at 6:04 PM UTC

   #3
   Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman

   What does a phlebotomist hurhur eat?

   Good pussy and good food.