Shoplifting from a grocery store, I'm a horrible thief.

1. 2016-03-19 at 10:54 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I stole 2 blocks of cheese tonight And it was so obvious. I was gonna steal meat as well but there were too many customers around so I ended up just putting the cheese in my pocket with it STICKING OUT because it was way too big.
   
   I really regret not grabbing that meat though because I won't be back at that store for quite some time now.
   
   There is no meat, bread or cheese where I stay, just eggs, potato and onion.
   
   Nothing to eat but canned soups and Ramen in this damn house. Poverty food is gay as fuck.
   
   
   
2. 2016-03-19 at 1:44 PM UTC

   #2
   Industrial Houston
   make sure there aren't any bubble cams (180 degree view)
   they won't go after you but they will find you next time you're there
3. 2016-03-19 at 1:45 PM UTC

   #3
   Industrial Houston
   if you ever have 5$ to spend, mexican food stores sell 100 tortillas for that much often
4. 2016-03-19 at 1:46 PM UTC

   #4
   Industrial Houston
   and stop buying drugs lol, just make them out of plants
5. 2016-03-19 at 5:56 PM UTC

   #5
   

   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   Why do you have a plate full of deviled eggs?
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • HTS
6. 2016-03-19 at 10:01 PM UTC

   #6
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Has the cops come to your door yet asking to look at the cheeses?
7. 2016-03-20 at 5:02 AM UTC

   #7
   Kek Houston
   I stole reeses from a liquor store the other day. Dark chocolate and it as damn tasty
8. 2016-03-20 at 6:29 AM UTC

   #8
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I used to steal hundreds of dollars of food at a time, from wally world. Fill the cart, leave. They don't care, and they were never WAITING for me next time I went back.
9. 2016-03-21 at 5:17 AM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I have been cooking my food Into triangles lately. Triangle omelette ∆
10. 2016-03-21 at 2:47 PM UTC

    #10
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Is that cum on your omelet?
11. 2016-03-21 at 3:48 PM UTC

    #11
    Industrial Houston

    Is that cum on your omelet?

    
    got to agree, this shit about desperate hunger has me thinking, what if scrotaldo's like so fucking starved that he eats his own creampies
12. 2016-03-21 at 11:17 PM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Is that cum on your omelet?

    
    
    That's the cheese I stole nigga.