Fucking with the advertising spammers that hit up our site

1. 2019-03-26 at 6:49 PM UTC

   #1
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I've decided that I'm going to fight fire with fire. They spam us, I'm going to spam them with ridiculous testimonials like the following...
   
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Grylls, 
   • Octavian, 
   • tee hee hee
2. 2019-03-26 at 6:51 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   more more
3. 2019-03-26 at 6:55 PM UTC

   #3
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   the official jihardist shoe.
4. 2019-03-26 at 6:58 PM UTC

   #4
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Sadly, it turns out they have a review process where a human must read it (FUCKING HYPOCRITES USING BOTS TO SPAM US, THOUGH).
   
   I'll just keep dialing down the controversy ever so slightly until I find their comfort zone for wacky testimonials.
5. 2019-03-26 at 6:59 PM UTC

   #5
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny the official jihardist shoe.

   
   https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2001_shoe_bomb_attempt
   
   That'll be the next theme.
6. 2019-03-27 at 12:33 AM UTC

   #6
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   lol i hope you're on a virtual machine bud those are phishing websites that crawl your IP