Last night I got off work and had today off so my neighbor and I got some tek and smoked it all and were standing out in the park smoking cigs and drinking beers listening to metal acing like hard asses. Its then noon the next day (today) and we still have some tek but decide to save it after eating and getting more beer and getting something to eat.
We go to jersey mikes and these guys are total nit wits, slamming heroin, speed, crack, coke, everything and fucking shit up real bad, he didn't even know how to use his own deli meat slicer lol. I tell the guy he's a fuck up and I can do his job way better than he can and he goes to the back to cry in his managers lap im sure. And this green haired bimbo with funky tattoos and really fat ass waddles out and says "just eat your food and leave" and shoved our sanwhiches on the counter and waddles her way away and as she's walking away I say in a low but high pitched voice "HEFTY!" and my friend looks at me and starts giggling and she starts screaming, "GET THE FUCK OUT YOU TWO!"
And I say sure I will but can i get an application? And my friend lights up a ciggarette in the store and walks out and she's screaming saying she's going to call the cops, and I say "for what? for you guys sucking at your shitty job?"
Fucking faggot slammers man If I was the fucking cops and I got called out to jersey loser mikes shop over petty faggot bullshit I'd put the first faggots dick in the slicer since he's dickless anyways, and then put her the fat cows ass in the slicer so she wont be as hefty.
Fucking faggot slammer are ruining this town. I fucking hate this city
the people that work there are probably a bunch of fucking protestants.
I looked on their menu and they don't even have the Bill Krozby mal cunt stabber special.
