2019-03-13 at 9:56 AM UTC
AND I FEEL SO ALIVE BUT IN A PISSED OFF WAY
I could rape and murder a whole class of kindergartners right now. A bear could rip off my arm and I wouldn't give a fuck. I'm hard as fuck, I'm too strong to die. A lethal fucking survival/murder machine.
DONT FUCK WITH ME BITCHES
2019-03-13 at 10:08 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
But for real, cold showers are too much.
I remember reading a bunch on the topic of "tempering"... I think I even learned about it back on Totse.
Basically, by training your body with progressively colder and longer exposure to water, it builds strength of some kind.
2019-03-13 at 10:10 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2019-03-13 at 10:14 AM UTC
Talk to when you've actually pissed all over a bunch of kindergarten shower victims, like me.
2019-03-13 at 11:59 AM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Lanny you know how horrible you are at providing scholastic material for your Bae Bae Ess?
Fuck.
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
You don't even do drugs
I've never seen you hit a tooter
You've never given yourself for the lord.
2019-03-13 at 12:23 PM UTC
I just took a swig from an open can of generic cola that had been sitting on my desk since Thursday.