2019-02-03 at 3:24 PM UTC
The best way to tell if it's an undercover cop or not is to get them to smoke meth with you
2019-02-03 at 3:26 PM UTC
im self sufficient.
i have a daughter.
2019-02-03 at 5:35 PM UTC
I would still rape them if they were undercover
2019-02-03 at 6:02 PM UTC
I hope you all get a super secret case of HIV5 that hasn't been announced yet.
you pigs.
2019-02-03 at 6:24 PM UTC
Do you get charged for a misdeweiner or a felony depending on the charges asked by the woman? You know, street walker vs. high class call girl.
2019-02-03 at 6:29 PM UTC
Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
Fona's Super-Bowl Sunday Deal!
I am offering $4 blow jobs once again but like last time only to old fat gay black men in their 60's who live in a trailer and insist on me watching inter-racial porno while he tosses my salad and sucks on my soft scared innocent white cock b4 switching with me and proceeding to blast nigger cum so hard into the back of my throat it gets in my nose and being a homeless junkie I was unable to brush my teeth for 2 weeks until I came across some tooth paste and then used a dirty crusted socks as a tooth brush.
2019-02-03 at 6:34 PM UTC
Fona.. shorten your punchlines a bit