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Irish scientist heroically injecting semen

  1. #1
    Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]
    The patient disclosed that he had intravenously injected his own semen as an innovative method to treat back pain. He had devised this “cure” independent of any medical advice. Upon further interrogation of this alternative therapy, he revealed he had injected one monthly “dose” of semen for 18 consecutive months using a hypodermic needle which had been purchased online. Upon this occasion the patient had injected three “doses” of semen intra-vascularly and intra-muscularly. The erythema extended medially along his upper limb over the course of the following 24 hours as seen in figure 1.

    Besides the swelling it doesn't seem to have done any damage.
  2. #2
    stl1 African Astronaut
    I guess he'll just have to shake it off.
  3. #3
    ScarletLetter Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life

    ”…. His ASIA score for neurology was normal and non-contributory”

    ^That I would beg to differ!
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