How I won a girl over in 5 minutes.

1. 2015-07-23 at 2:15 AM UTC

   #1
   The Boobyverse X = X 1 = 0 Tuskegee Airman
   Hey, do you have wifi? Can you look this up, I'm going to try to multiply 714 by 728.
   
   *stares into space and uses space logic for an indeterminate period of time"
   
   517112?
   
   *girl gives look of anger and complete what the fuck*
   
   No, it's 519792
   
   So I'm off by like 2000?
   
   Yes...
   
   *girl immediately wants to suck my dick*
2. 2015-07-23 at 2:40 AM UTC

   #2
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   score
3. 2015-07-23 at 2:57 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   pics of her or you made it up
4. 2019-09-05 at 4:27 AM UTC

   #4
   

   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   alright OP i will try this i need a new gf so it had better work
5. 2019-09-05 at 4:33 AM UTC

   #5
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III alright OP i will try this i need a new gf so it had better work

   
   i think this will only work on girls with extra.