Are you a registered sex offender?

1. 2018-12-01 at 12:29 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   If you don't answer then you are.
2. 2018-12-01 at 12:41 AM UTC

   #2
   

   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   I don't register for anything. How I got here right now is a mystery to me.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • hydromorphone, 
   • esbity, 
   • GGG
3. 2018-12-01 at 12:48 AM UTC

   #3
   hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
   I probably should be since I raped §m£ÂgØL.
4. 2018-12-01 at 12:59 AM UTC

   #4
   

   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   It's not too late to turn yourself in. Let me know if you need an attorney to keep you from doing time, I can get corroborating testimony from §m£ÂgØL and present a letter from you declaring your intent to seek reform. I'm filing the paperwork to get un-disbarred as we speak.
5. 2018-12-01 at 1:07 AM UTC

   #5
   

   esbity African Astronaut
   I'm not.
6. 2018-12-01 at 1:11 AM UTC

   #6
   Siouxsie_Q African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Item 9 If you don't answer then you are.

   
   This doesn't make sense.
   
   Wouldn't it be more logical that a poster would pass it by, just reading the title
   
   when they clearly aren't a sex offender and have no interest in this thread?
   
   Me, for example. I felt this way.
   
   I only decided to read when I saw only 4 posters so far...
   
   oh, and LoL
7. 2018-12-01 at 1:13 AM UTC

   #7
   Siouxsie_Q African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Zanick I don't register for anything.

   
   You really should register to vote.
   
   Get out there and VOTE! Make your opinion matter!!
8. 2018-12-01 at 1:15 AM UTC

   #8
   

   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]

   Originally posted by Item 9 If you don't answer then you are.

   
   ...about 8-12 years old, I'd wager. ... go to bed so you can get up in the morning and watch cartoons.
9. 2018-12-01 at 1:19 AM UTC

   #9
   Siouxsie_Q African Astronaut

   Originally posted by cupocheer … go to bed so you can get up in the morning and watch cartoons.

   
   Ahhh, those Saturday morning cartoons, chowing down on a big bowl of cereal...
   
   those were the days
10. 2018-12-01 at 1:26 AM UTC

    #10
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by esbity I'm not.

    
    So you're an unregistered sex offender?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • GGG
11. 2018-12-01 at 1:29 AM UTC

    #11
    Siouxsie_Q African Astronaut
    Item,
    
    if we don't post
    
    then we're sex offenders.
    
    But if we post claiming that we are NOT, then
    
    according to you, we are
    
    no matter what.
12. 2018-12-01 at 1:35 AM UTC

    #12
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

    Originally posted by Item 9 So you're an unregistered sex offender?

    
    Holy fuck this joke is so bad thank you
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Item 9