All my life, people have been telling me they want to help me...

1. 2018-10-12 at 7:11 AM UTC

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   Item 9 African Astronaut
   ...but the only way anybody can help me, is just fuckijg letting me have between Fifty and One hindred million dollars!!!!!!!!!
2. 2018-10-12 at 7:16 AM UTC

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   Item 9 African Astronaut
   .........Seriously, why can't I have that much money? At the end of the day, I want to be a fucking multi-millionaire but everybody around me, even me.....
   
   ... *passes out* ............
   
   .........
3. 2018-10-12 at 7:24 AM UTC

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   Siouxsie_Q African Astronaut