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I have 15-20 minutes to sober up

  1. 2018-10-12 at 3:07 AM UTC
    #1
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Suck my dick bitches, I'm already sober as fuck. I'm fucking untouchable. Yeeeee.
  2. 2018-10-12 at 3:09 AM UTC
    #2
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Chug Listerine and no one will be the wiser
  3. 2018-10-12 at 3:15 AM UTC
    #3
    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Lightweight.
  4. 2018-10-12 at 3:38 AM UTC
    #4
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I wonder what the difference between sober and sober as fuck is?
  5. 2018-10-12 at 3:39 AM UTC
    #5
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Maybe sober in lanny's case means 'not super fucked up' and sober as fuck means just barely sobering up from the last run.
  6. 2018-10-12 at 3:51 AM UTC
    #6
    apric0t Houston
    Originally posted by mmQ Maybe sober in lanny's case means 'not super fucked up' and sober as fuck means just barely sobering up from the last run.

    maybe ur a faggot
  7. 2018-10-12 at 4:05 AM UTC
    #7
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    take that back
  8. 2018-10-12 at 4:06 AM UTC
    #8
    apric0t Houston
    Originally posted by mmQ take that back

    i will never, fucking EVER rescind that inflammatory remark.
  9. 2018-10-12 at 4:09 AM UTC
    #9
    Item 9 African Astronaut
    do it dude... trust me

    (he might be a serial killer) 😱
  10. 2018-10-12 at 4:19 AM UTC
    #10
    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    I'm sober as a beer liking, supreme court justice, who never raped a crazy bitch.. Woo hoo..
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. 2018-10-12 at 5 AM UTC
    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Why do you have a time limit on sobering up, Lan Lan?
  12. 2018-10-12 at 5:08 AM UTC
    #12
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    That's funny, you're sobering up and I've been getting drunker and yet I get the impression we both have work ahead of us.
  13. 2018-10-12 at 5:23 AM UTC
    #13
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by -mal- Why do you have a time limit on sobering up, Lan Lan?

    He's a wagie
  14. 2018-10-12 at 6 AM UTC
    #14
    Item 9 African Astronaut
    ^ if you can do better...
  15. 2018-10-12 at 6:04 AM UTC
    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Ghost He's a wagie

    So am I. Not gonna lie I’m pretty happy about it rn. Got brought on full time with benefits and raises and shit. My ER visit is going to be covered too because it starts on day 1 of your employment.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  16. 2018-10-12 at 2:04 PM UTC
    #16
    Ghost Black Hole
    Lol that stuff is free for everyone where I live
  17. 2018-10-12 at 5:38 PM UTC
    #17
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by mmQ I wonder what the difference between sober and sober as fuck is?

    Sober means not drunk. Sober as fuck means drunk but also having just taken caffeine pills and acting not-drunk.

    Originally posted by -mal- Why do you have a time limit on sobering up, Lan Lan?

    Had to present findings to my research group in a meeting I forgot about until I got a reminder an hour before while I was a happy hour. It went better than I was expecting given the circumstances
  18. 2018-10-12 at 5:46 PM UTC
    #18
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The moral of this thread: Lanny's drunk is other people's sober.
  19. 2018-10-12 at 7:34 PM UTC
    #19
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL The moral of this thread: Lanny's drunk is other people's sober.

    the moral of the story is it is immoral to drink alcohols because at the end of their fermentation process billions upon billions of live and healthy yeasts are genocided and discarded as garbage.

    not even getting the honor of being sent to the ovens.

    billions upon billions.
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