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Do criminals ever flood police with bogus tips?
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2016-10-18 at 6:28 PM UTCHey, why the heck not?
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2016-10-18 at 8:19 PM UTCCriminals wouldnt just waste taxpayer dollars like that ya doof.
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2016-10-18 at 8:58 PM UTCI liek to swipe things from walmert A then call cops and tell them I swiped things from walmert B and 'ave myself a giggle
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2016-10-19 at 1:12 AM UTCImagine your in a car getting pulled over and all you do is dial a number and some guy shoots off a weapon and the cop is forced to go pursue the shots fired call and you have like 50 pounds of drugs.
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2016-10-19 at 5:52 AM UTC
Criminals wouldnt just waste taxpayer dollars like that ya doof.
well you wouldn't know what your candy ass is talking about, I'm a criminal and I've done it tons of times. When I was 16 my friend and I would ride around in the middle of the night going to pay phones calling 911 and saying in a sullen anti-depressant ridden voice "im scott and im suicidal...." and then we'd drive to another location and call and be like "it's me again.. scott... and im still suicidal and now i gotta gun" then we'd hide in the bushes and watch the cops run around like dumbasses while smoking a bowl.
a few years ago, my ex gf picked me up when i was wildly drunk with no pants on and took me to her place, and I spit in her face because she wouldn't let me fuck her up the ass. she went down stairs and called the cops, and i saw the cops pulling into the complex, and i just walked off and stood by an ac unit, and i saw these 2 pigs run around like idiots, huffing and puffing and then they left.. I then realized that i left my cell in my gfs place and proceeded to climb up the balcony and started banging on her door, the cops came back and they asked me "why did you run, from us??!"
And I said "i was never running you guys were, and you guys never said you were after me.." they were fucking pissed. The real kicker was I was never convicted with anything. Evidently in austin spitting in someones face (unless its a cop is a felony) its only like a municipal court ticket lol
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2016-10-19 at 7:28 AM UTC
well you wouldn't know what your candy ass is talking about, I'm a criminal and I've done it tons of times. When I was 16 my friend and I would ride around in the middle of the night going to pay phones calling 911 and saying in a sullen anti-depressant ridden voice "im scott and im suicidal…." and then we'd drive to another location and call and be like "it's me again.. scott… and im still suicidal and now i gotta gun" then we'd hide in the bushes and watch the cops run around like dumbasses while smoking a bowl.
a few years ago, my ex gf picked me up when i was wildly drunk with no pants on and took me to her place, and I spit in her face because she wouldn't let me fuck her up the ass. she went down stairs and called the cops, and i saw the cops pulling into the complex, and i just walked off and stood by an ac unit, and i saw these 2 pigs run around like idiots, huffing and puffing and then they left.. I then realized that i left my cell in my gfs place and proceeded to climb up the balcony and started banging on her door, the cops came back and they asked me "why did you run, from us??!"
And I said "i was never running you guys were, and you guys never said you were agfter me.." they were fucking pissed. The real kicker was I was never convicted with anything. Evidently in austin spitting in someones face (unless its a cop is a felony) its only like a municipal court ticket lol
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2016-10-19 at 10:53 AM UTC
I spit in her face because she wouldn't let me fuck her up the ass.
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2016-10-19 at 11:24 AM UTC
I'm a criminal and I've done it tons of times.
You aint a crook son, you just a cuck one
