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I'm never gonna stop drinking...

  1. Item 9 victim of incest
    ...Only take long breaks
  2. mmQ motherfucker
    I'm gonna stop drinking forever.

    Alice: How long is forever?

    White Rabbit: Sometimes, just one second.
  3. Solstice Houston
    Four days ago I had a powerful experience on mushrooms and swore I would give up drinking because it was poison toxifying my body. I am presently drinking whiskey at 3 pm and just got done yelling obscene words out my window because my neighbor was loudly revving his piece of shit dirt bike and it was interfering with my drunken shenanigans.

    Just the way she goes.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Solstice Four days ago I had a powerful experience on mushrooms and swore I would give up drinking because it was poison toxifying my body. I am presently drinking whiskey at 3 pm and just got done yelling obscene words out my window because my neighbor was loudly revving his piece of shit dirt bike and it was interfering with my drunken shenanigans.

    Just the way she goes.

    I've had quite a few experiences where I'm sitting by myself on acid, introspection time, and I'm also drinking. I'm drinking at 1/20th the pace I normally do, but I'm still drinking. Every sip I take makes me wonder, "Why are you drinking poison? What's the point?" That's the point where I realize I should stop, but I wonder well why not keep going.
  5. gadzooks African Astronaut
    Poison isn't always bad. Alcohol is good poison. It's necessary poison.

    Drinking is high IQ. I've never met an interesting person who doesn't at least occasionally imbibe.
  6. Solstice Houston
    Originally posted by gadzooks Poison isn't always bad. Alcohol is good poison. It's necessary poison.

    Drinking is high IQ. I've never met an interesting person who doesn't at least occasionally imbibe.

    You have inspired me to to buy another $9 bottle of whiskey. Thanks
  7. gadzooks African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Solstice You have inspired me to to buy another $9 bottle of whiskey. Thanks

    I'm not sure if I should feel pride or shame for that.

    Either way, rest assured you're not the only person drinking at this particular moment.

    I'm almost out of cider so I'm about to head to the bar.
  8. Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    Quitting is for quitters.
  9. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut
    Originally posted by gadzooks Poison isn't always bad. Alcohol is good poison. It's necessary poison.

    Drinking is high IQ. I've never met an interesting person who doesn't at least occasionally imbibe.

    donald trump doesn't drink

    mostly because his brother did all his drinking for him. RIP what a bro
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