2018-09-28 at 4:26 AM UTC
I'm gonna stop drinking forever.
Alice: How long is forever?
White Rabbit: Sometimes, just one second.
2018-09-28 at 7:11 PM UTC
Four days ago I had a powerful experience on mushrooms and swore I would give up drinking because it was poison toxifying my body. I am presently drinking whiskey at 3 pm and just got done yelling obscene words out my window because my neighbor was loudly revving his piece of shit dirt bike and it was interfering with my drunken shenanigans.
Just the way she goes.
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2018-10-01 at 4:26 PM UTC
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Poison isn't always bad. Alcohol is good poison. It's necessary poison.
Drinking is high IQ. I've never met an interesting person who doesn't at least occasionally imbibe.
2018-10-01 at 8:45 PM UTC
Quitting is for quitters.