The NPC theory?

1. 2018-09-07 at 9:57 AM UTC

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   Soyboy 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning African Astronaut
   
   NPC = non-playable character. It's like the guards in Skyrim, who say things like "I took an arrow in the knee" over and over when you walk past.
2. 2018-09-07 at 10:05 AM UTC

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   Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
   you know I like to browse through various websites so that I don't have to read and reply to the same shit over and over again
   
   and yet here I am, after having seen this same fucking topic being spammed by some jackass on 4chan for like three days straight, trying to catch a break from JIDF, and here we are. not even actual thoughts behind just blatantly reposting a fucking 4chan screencap. what the fuck is wrong with you? have some fucking dignity.
   
   ...oh wait, I saw the skyrim joke. this is irony. my bad.
3. 2018-09-07 at 10:25 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   what does it say under 'planet earth'
   
   I tried zooming and messing with contrast but looks too small to work out
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4. 2018-09-07 at 10:29 AM UTC

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   larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
   If I had to be a NPC I think I could relate to the carpenter from OoT just skipping along never getting shit done. They probably drunk.
5. 2018-09-07 at 10:30 AM UTC

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   Soyboy 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra what does it say under 'planet earth'
   
   I tried zooming and messing with contrast but looks too small to work out

   
   It's the name of the guy who did 911.
6. 2018-09-07 at 1:24 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Yesterday I convinced myself I was God and that all I do is make new experiences with the materials of the universe forever because that is all I can do
   
   I think I hit the level of mediation that Bhuddists hit, my body literally started to hit this incredibly deep state of relaxation where it started to just "shut down" as I lowered closer and closer to the earth until my body was soon to do nothing and I was simply thinking
7. 2018-09-08 at 4:13 AM UTC

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   Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]

   Originally posted by DietPiano Yesterday I convinced myself I was God and that all I do is make new experiences with the materials of the universe forever because that is all I can do
   
   I think I hit the level of mediation that Bhuddists hit, my body literally started to hit this incredibly deep state of relaxation where it started to just "shut down" as I lowered closer and closer to the earth until my body was soon to do nothing and I was simply thinking

   
   pretty sure that's AIDS and not enlightenment
8. 2018-09-08 at 4:26 AM UTC

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   PrettyHateMachine African Astronaut
   Like I have always told you
   
   I am the dreamer
   and you are the dream
9. 2018-09-08 at 4:36 AM UTC

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   Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]

   Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine Like I have always told you
   
   I am the dreamer
   and you are the dream

   
   you are the faggot
   
   and I am the faggotry
10. 2018-09-08 at 4:51 AM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine Like I have always told you
    
    I am the dreamer
    and you are the dream

    
    i am your father
    and in you i cream.
11. 2018-09-08 at 11:02 AM UTC

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    RisiR † 29 Autism

    Originally posted by aldra what does it say under 'planet earth'
    
    I tried zooming and messing with contrast but looks too small to work out

    
    Not bad. Looks like there is a character then blanks a 9 (possibly 10) character word and then the word "Soup".
    
    _?_____ (ha! Figured it out)
    
    Boom motherfucker! Rectangular Soup. Autismo eyes for the win.
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12. 2018-09-08 at 11:03 AM UTC

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    RisiR † 29 Autism
    I have no idea what that means, though.
13. 2018-09-08 at 10:09 PM UTC

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    Lanny Bird of Courage
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    le normie sheeple don't real XD XD XD
    
14. 2018-09-08 at 10:20 PM UTC

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    RisiR † 29 Autism
    This thread is now about "Rectangular Soup". Anyone?
15. 2018-09-08 at 10:27 PM UTC

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    Soyboy 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning African Astronaut
    Srs responses only plox
16. 2018-09-09 at 6:01 AM UTC

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    totse3.com Space Nigga

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning
    NPC = non-playable character. It's like the guards in Skyrim, who say things like "I took an arrow in the knee" over and over when you walk past.

    
    I have a theory that there is a fixed amount of souls"
    
    
    I think that movie was called 7th Seal.
    
    Remade with Bruce Willis ex wife,
    
    edited" that's the seventh sign. not a remake.