Met a girl on Tinder, about a year ago Ass felt like a beanbag, stinky down below She never got a call back, I couldn't get on that fatty Yeah we're golfin' three days later, guess who shows up as my caddie?
Poontang Boomerang Just can't throw her away Dump her ass on a Friday night She's back by Saturday Sing it, Poontang Boomerang
My friend was gettin' married, and met the bride to be It was pretty obvious, she wanted some of me I told her just the one time, I would make an exception Then she tried to suck my balls and her own wedding reception
Poontang Boomerang Give that shit a hurl But I can almost guarantee I'm gonna wind up with that girl Poontang Boomerang
Thought about goin' gay The boomerang wang is even worse they say
