Tommorow's my birthday (30) and hopefully my last.

1. 2018-08-14 at 9 PM UTC

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   Item 9 African Astronaut
   So, yeah... tommorow I crash into the iceberg and life instantly stops being a leisure and becomes a horror movie. Its all over now, theres no hope, I'm the epitomy of failure. I'm gonna rot in mom's basement until she dies or kicks me to the curb and then I get to die in the homeless shelter. I serioisly might just kill myself today.
2. 2018-08-14 at 9:02 PM UTC

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   Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
   30th Birthday anxiety is perfectly normal.
3. 2018-08-14 at 9:03 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by Cootehill 30th Birthday anxiety is perfectly normal.

   🤣😆
4. 2018-08-14 at 9:08 PM UTC

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   EllariaSand African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Cootehill 30th Birthday anxiety is perfectly normal.

   
   Don’t you mean threats of suicide by nigs are perfectly normal?
   
   They certainly are a daily occurrence around here.....
5. 2018-08-14 at 9:10 PM UTC

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   PrettyHateMachine African Astronaut
   Marco Corbelli killed himself in his 30s
   Good luck, OP.
   
   
   
6. 2018-08-14 at 9:26 PM UTC

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   Rock_N_Rollover African Astronaut [my obsessively old-time raunch]
   Oh
7. 2018-08-14 at 9:52 PM UTC

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   HTS highlight reel
   I wasn't planning on living through 27, but I guess I haven't earned the right to die young. *sigh*
   
   Neither have you, OP. Suffer like you were meant to. Don't try to shirk your responsibility.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • WE SMOOTH
8. 2018-08-14 at 9:55 PM UTC

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   PrettyHateMachine African Astronaut

   Originally posted by HTS I wasn't planning on living through 27, but I guess I haven't earned the right to die young. *sigh*
   
   Neither have you, OP. Suffer like you were meant to. Don't try to shirk your responsibility.

   
   You should kill yourself, then you can join the 27 club
9. 2018-08-14 at 10:04 PM UTC

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   EllariaSand African Astronaut

   Originally posted by HTS I wasn't planning on living through 27, but I guess I haven't earned the right to die young. *sigh*
   
   Neither have you, OP. Suffer like you were meant to. Don't try to shirk your responsibility.

   
   Suicide is a cop out
10. 2018-08-14 at 10:29 PM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by EllariaSand Suicide is a cop out

    
    No one gives a shit about your self-righteous philosophies fat girl...lolol... you're irrelevant around here.
11. 2018-08-14 at 10:33 PM UTC

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    HTS highlight reel

    Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine You should kill yourself, then you can join the 27 club

    
    This is in large part why I wasn't planning on making it through 27. I don't know anymore though. I'll never be Janis Joplin.
12. 2018-08-14 at 10:35 PM UTC

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    EllariaSand African Astronaut

    Originally posted by WellHung No one gives a shit about your self-righteous philosophies fat girl…lolol… you're irrelevant around here.

    
    Yeah....we can’t all be as “popular” as you now.....
    
    
13. 2018-08-14 at 10:36 PM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by HTS This is in large part why I wasn't planning on making it through 27. I don't know anymore though. I'll never be Janis Joplin.

    
    What have u got to live for, dude? Life sucks.
14. 2018-08-14 at 10:37 PM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by EllariaSand Yeah….we can’t all be as “popular” as you now…..
    
    

    
    New material, please? Ur shtick is old...
15. 2018-08-14 at 10:44 PM UTC

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    EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Not as old as you are stumpy
16. 2018-08-15 at 3:12 AM UTC

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    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Item 9 So, yeah… tommorow I crash into the iceberg and life instantly stops being a leisure and becomes a horror movie. Its all over now, theres no hope, I'm the epitomy of failure. I'm gonna rot in mom's basement until she dies or kicks me to the curb and then I get to die in the homeless shelter. I serioisly might just kill myself today.

    
    
    
    Look at all these people who have "made it" by 30. What do they REALLY have, Actor?
    
    You have something more than any of those people. A friendship... with yours truly.
    
    
17. 2018-08-15 at 3:23 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Happy birthday. Please don’t die.
18. 2018-08-15 at 3:26 AM UTC

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    Item 9 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Enterita
    
    Look at all these people who have "made it" by 30. What do they REALLY have, Actor?
    
    You have something more than any of those people. A friendship… with yours truly.
    
    

    
    At least I ain't gotta rot away alone... I love you 💩😍
19. 2018-08-15 at 5:33 AM UTC

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    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Offfset.
20. 2018-08-15 at 5:33 AM UTC

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    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    But it's chill..