I wish I was a vampire.

1. 2016-09-04 at 4:27 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Fuck, that'd be cool.
2. 2016-09-04 at 4:39 PM UTC

   #2
   ACAB Houston
   Why? The only cool thing about them is that they can turn into animals.
   
   I get the appeal for superpowers but having them related to a power source (blood) that is only aquirable (it isn't) by biting people and therfore giving your superpowers to them as well seems counterproductive.
   
   I'd rather be immune to critique like Bill Krozby. Just not a care in the world and somehow no need to. I don't even...
3. 2016-09-04 at 8:35 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   The living forever bit is the only part that appeals to me.
   
   I'd rather be a robot or a blob.
   
   
   
4. 2016-09-08 at 2:52 PM UTC

   #4
   

   blackbird Tuskegee Airman

   Why? The only cool thing about them is that they can turn into animals.
   
   I get the appeal for superpowers but having them related to a power source (blood) that is only aquirable (it isn't) by biting people and therfore giving your superpowers to them as well seems counterproductive.
   
   I'd rather be immune to critique like Bill Krozby. Just not a care in the world and somehow no need to. I don't even…

   
   You won't need to bite anyone if you have someone who gives their blood willingly.
5. 2016-09-08 at 2:57 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   can't you bite people and take their blood without turning them into a vampire? like, just kill 'em?
   
   anyway, pros to being a vampire:
   
   -- live forever
   -- get to kill whores and drink their blood
   -- get to fly
   -- don't have to go out during the day
   -- be fuckin' badass, i mean, you're a fuckin' vampire
6. 2016-09-08 at 3:31 PM UTC

   #6
   Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman
   Id rather be a werewolf..id hunt you down and murder you with my chompers
7. 2016-09-08 at 10:10 PM UTC

   #7
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   k hole all day listen to electric wizard all night
   
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xri2aOO1XwM