Attention all crew.

1. 2016-08-14 at 3:26 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Today is national filet mignon day.
   
   http://www.gone-ta-pott.com/national_filet_mignon_day.html
   
   In observance of this holiday report to the mess hall at 18:00 hours for an extra portion of rations.
2. 2016-08-14 at 6:09 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Looks yummy.