What can I say?. I've had a good life, not perfect but not the worst either. The one skill I've gained over the years is the ability to wait patiently for something better.
How did it all go wrong so fast?. Well,
It all started when I was plucking along doing my work, I liked to get chicken tenders with fries. It was the highlight of my day and the singular thing I got out of bed for. My boss sits me down one day and says "scrawny, you shouldn't eat this every day its a waste of money, just get a loaf of bread and sandwich meat leave it at work and eat sandwiches"
He sat there for my whole lunch break telling me how to save money and live my life better. I realized then I fucking hated the man, he was an "Elder" at his local church and he interuppted my TENDIES. Fuck did I ever hate him.
So thats what I did for the next two years. I ate sandwiches to avoid hearing his bitching.
The daily struggle for tech and TENDIES is real. I am a patient man though, I WILL GET TECH VERY SOON.. fuck sketchy people man I just want to get my drugs from a fried chicken establishment like breaking bad.
Did your boss eat sandwiches every day too? Have you ever poisoned someone? Have you ever poisoned someone merely for suggesting you eat sandwiches? You should've poisoned him. Maybe you still can.
Originally posted by mmQ
"Waitress?.. Tech please!"
Did your boss eat sandwiches every day too? Have you ever poisoned someone? Have you ever poisoned someone merely for suggesting you eat sandwiches? You should've poisoned him. Maybe you still can.
Yes.
I could but they aint worth the time. His mistress was the owner of the crack shack
