Fonaplats' Throatlatch Thursday

1. 2018-06-14 at 3:46 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Good morning everyone.
   I hope you all are having a great day.
   I am having a great day.
   Woke up at 10:30
   Watching my handicapped videos.
   Luigi is ignoring me.
   That is okay.
   He said through song that he is going to talk to me tomorrow and take me camping.
   
   Dreams last night included being in my house and it was infested with spiders and caterpillars with stingers.
   Beating up my neighbor for not getting me raid.
   And then going outside and being attacked by bees.
   
   I got shit to do.
   SHIT
   TO
   DO
   
   Goal - do shit
   goal - pants
   
   No one cares
   Fucking toodles.
2. 2018-06-14 at 3:49 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Why don't you just save up and buy powdered cocaine in bulk for cheap and just freebase it yourself.
   
   You could probably get 5x as much smokeable product for your money instead of buying it $20 at a time.
3. 2018-06-14 at 3:53 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Tony Hawk Why don't you just save up and buy powdered cocaine in bulk for cheap and just freebase it yourself.
   
   You could probably get 5x as much smokeable product for your money instead of buying it $20 at a time.

   
   I do not do drugs anymore. You probably have me confused for everyone else here.
4. 2018-06-14 at 3:55 PM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fonaplats I do not do drugs anymore. You probably have me confused for everyone else here.

   
   Well you would have never had to suck dick for crack if you knew this.
5. 2018-06-14 at 3:57 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Tony Hawk Well you would have never had to suck dick for crack if you knew this.

   
   I never sucked dick for crack.
   I sucked it for dollar bills to buy heroin and cocaine.
   4 dollar bills at one point.
6. 2018-06-14 at 5:08 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I love you all.
   I must go now.
   Please do not cry.
   This is just what I have to do.
   Be happy for me.
   Love you all very much.
   
7. 2018-06-14 at 5:09 PM UTC

   #7
   

   Sup_mahnigs Houston
   FONA STOP IT!! WTF MAN??