you're more likely to die by taking a selfie than dying by a shark attack

1. 2016-07-08 at 5:37 AM UTC

   #1
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   hows that for tasting the triangle
   
   http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/11881900/More-people-have-died-by-taking-selfies-this-year-than-by-shark-attacks.html
2. 2016-07-08 at 5:49 AM UTC

   #2
   GoIIum Houston
   If I have to die, I want it to be with you in my arms, Bill Krozby. I love you <3
3. 2016-07-08 at 6:15 AM UTC

   #3
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   Edit : sorry I was super drunk and belligerent last night, you can die in my arms anytime, chicken
4. 2016-07-08 at 10:01 PM UTC

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   Lanny Bird of Courage
   [greentext]>telegraph.co.uk[/greentext]
   
   I'm not giving those cunts even a fraction of a penny (probably multiple pounds when converted to the newly worthless britbucks). I double checked that I have precaching off just to make sure they don't get anything from me. Nothing reeks of degeneracy and ignorance more than the telegraph. It's like malt liquor and fat housewives with nothing better to do had a retarded hate child and that kid smeared it's shit on a piece of paper which was then published incredibly widely with uncanny SEO so the general level of discourse within western civilization could be maximally degraded.
   
   I'm almost convinced it's a plot by the chinks to justify nuclear war against us and if it's not it probably should be.
5. 2016-07-09 at 9:26 AM UTC

   #5
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   [greentext]>telegraph.co.uk[/greentext]
   
   I'm not giving those cunts even a fraction of a penny (probably multiple pounds when converted to the newly worthless britbucks). I double checked that I have precaching off just to make sure they don't get anything from me. Nothing reeks of degeneracy and ignorance more than the telegraph. It's like malt liquor and fat housewives with nothing better to do had a retarded hate child and that kid smeared it's shit on a piece of paper which was then published incredibly widely with uncanny SEO so the general level of discourse within western civilization could be maximally degraded.
   
   I'm almost convinced it's a plot by the chinks to justify nuclear war against us and if it's not it probably should be.

   
   
   
   wooaaah.... you need to cool it...
6. 2016-07-10 at 5:27 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   People that die from phones and going in the water are casual as fuck. I want to die in space like a real man.