2018-05-30 at 5:04 PM UTC
Good afternoon family.
I have taken time needed to prioritize my priorities.
Now I am back.
I feel bad about slipping up and smoking weed and drinking.
And for hurting people's feelings.
But now I am a new man.
I woke up around 9am today.
Got out of bed around 10.
I put my shoes on.
I carried my bedroom furniture into my mom's basement.
Well... as much as I could carry by myself.
You are probably wondering about the title of my thread.
Last night I was ambushed and assaulted.
I was at the mall looking for my Bebe.
When all the sudden a heavily medicated Kinkou started prancing past me laughing.
I didn't think too much of it and she ran into a store.
Then out comes Enter.
And he is 8 feet tall and jacked as fuck.
Looks like a gladiator.
They start chasing me.
They wanted blood.
I ran to some stairs and jumped all the way down them.
But they was right behind me.
Kinkou jumped on my head and wrapped her legs around my neck.
She furiously was digging at my eyes.
Then Enter (The Beast) starts giving my body shots (and not the kind I like).
Somehow I get away and start to run.
They are still after me.
I am running around a mall bleeding with pee in my pants.
Luckily I find this super jumpy ramp thingy.
I run up it and it launches me into the universe.
Now I live in the year 899AD
Anyways...
Now I am going to get ready for work.
And buy some weight gainer and vitamins.
I need to start working out soon because Enter is like a fucking mountain with fists like guided missiles.
I love you all very much.
I am proud of you.
Thank you for being so supportive.
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post didn't die in a fire!
2018-05-30 at 5:24 PM UTC
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
I wish you all the bestest u 2 crazy kids!💕
2018-05-30 at 5:27 PM UTC
wait so was that a dream or did that actually happen
2018-05-30 at 6:38 PM UTC
At work now.
I love you guys.
Be good.
2018-05-30 at 10:35 PM UTC
i thought we were doing an nis strike
2018-05-30 at 10:53 PM UTC
Doesn't matter fona. It was only until u were unbanned so ur good.
2018-05-30 at 10:58 PM UTC
I am Fonaplats
Fona-fone (937) 522-1751
2018-05-31 at 3:57 AM UTC
Guys, I love you all and you know that.
But after today I have realized that I need to work on myself a lot more.
I am very sad about somethings and I have to find a way to deal with them in a healthy way and not by drinking a 40oz everyday after work.
Yes, I bought alcohol tonight.
I am an alcoholic and drug addict and right now alcohol has a grip on me again.
Next will be me shooting up dope.
I can not let that happen.
I really need to work on my goals.
I haven't accomplished some important ones I made for this month.
Also I feel bad about my kids.
I miss my kids a lot.
And I am just having a lot of guilt right now.
And shame....
A lot of shame...
But this too shall pass.
And if I deal with it in a healthy way it will lose power over me and not kill me.
So I might not be posting "as much" but I will still do my best to make a daily thread to at least let you all know that Fonaplats is alive and kickin'.
I am human.
I struggle with things.
I am not perfect.
But I am capable of being good.
Being nice.
being respectful.
Being compassionate.
Being caring.
Being thoughtful.
Being a good friend.
So if ever you need to talk to someone.
Pick up your tele, and call the FONA_FONE! (937) 522-1751.
I love you guys.
Thank you for being my friends.
It means so much to me that you all are here and listen and talk to me.
I am very grateful to have you all in my life.
I love you very much.
