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I dented my poop
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2016-06-10 at 1:18 PM UTCA couple days ago I bought "silverleaf ghost pepper" salsa and some chips, I didn't get around to it until yesterday afternoon. I was drinking some beer and busted it out. It was really good, a very vinegary flavor, with a garlic flavor. Some of the best salsa I've ever had. But let me tell you, I love spicy foods but this was hands down the spiciest salsa I've ever had in my life. I didn't think anything of it when I opened it just figured the warning on the label was sensationalism for all the honkeys out there. It tasted great so I was just shoveling it into my drunken pie hole, but after a couple minutes I realized I'd already eaten a lot of it, and I started to tear up and my mouth burned real bad. I started chugging the rest of my beer to make it stop but it only got worse, so i then went and drank a glass of milk, and I just ent up laying in bed panting and sweating like a sick dog until I fell asleep.
I woke up a few hours later and my stomach was hurting like crazy (ghost pepper salsa, beer, milk...) I got up and quickly walked to the bathroom, I ran into the door knob of my bedroom door (it was dark) and I hit the door knob so hard into my stomach it hit me in the colon and between the force and the mushiness of my poop it pinched my colon (like if you were to stand on a watering hose and disrupt the flow) so I finnaly made it to the bathroom and I sat there for like 15 minutes, and because my colon was pinched I started pooping out long skinny brown tail like poops that burned my asshole. I ent up going back to sleep afterwards, I was exhausted.
Best salsa i've ever had 10/10 would eat again.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OQMTvUkEru
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2016-06-10 at 8:11 PM UTCWhere did you get the salsa? I love me some spicy ass poo's.
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2016-06-10 at 10:01 PM UTC
A couple days ago I bought "silverleaf ghost pepper" salsa and some chips, I didn't get around to it until yesterday afternoon. I was drinking some beer and busted it out. It was really good, a very vinegary flavor, with a garlic flavor. Some of the best salsa I've ever had. But let me tell you, I love spicy foods but this was hands down the spiciest salsa I've ever had in my life. I didn't think anything of it when I opened it just figured the warning on the label was sensationalism for all the honkeys out there. It tasted great so I was just shoveling it into my drunken [size=7]pie hole[/size], but after a couple minutes I realized I'd already eaten a lot of it, and I started to tear up and my mouth burned real bad. I started chugging the rest of my beer to make it stop but it only got worse, so i then went and drank a glass of milk, and I just ent up laying in bed panting and sweating like a sick dog until I fell asleep.
I woke up a few hours later and my stomach was hurting like crazy (ghost pepper salsa, beer, milk…) I got up and quickly walked to the bathroom, I ran into the door knob of my bedroom door (it was dark) and I hit the door knob so hard into my stomach it hit me in the colon and between the force and the mushiness of my poop it pinched my colon (like if you were to stand on a watering hose and disrupt the flow) so I finnaly made it to the bathroom and I sat there for like 15 minutes, and because my colon was pinched I started pooping out long skinny brown tail like poops that burned my asshole. I ent up going back to sleep afterwards, I was exhausted.
Best salsa i've ever had 10/10 would eat again.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OQMTvUkEru
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2016-06-10 at 11:25 PM UTC
Where did you get the salsa? I love me some spicy ass poo's.
from howard E butts, the biggest grocery chain in texas and mexico -
2016-06-10 at 11:25 PM UTC
Supernatural fan?
I've never seen it, I've only heard about it from my neighbor and from rs
my neighbor told me that the newest friday the 13th actually starred the guy from supernatural -
2016-06-11 at 1:26 AM UTCThe adventures of Bill Krozby.
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2016-06-11 at 8:20 AM UTCspeaking of poop, my stomach is still going wild from that salsa, I drank a whole cup of coffee and a beer, I was driving home tonight, figured I'd get some gas, but realized i needed to go to the bathroom bad, buy the time i paid for the gas, i didn't feel like going, plus I didn't want to use the gas station bathroom. started back on home again and then it really hit me, I was in so much pain and was squirming around while driving, sweating, about to shit myself, figured I better stop at the grocery store, then I realized a fiesta is closer and i don't have to go through a light. I park real quick and start running to the bathroom, but fuck its closed because they are reconstructing it, I jump over the barrier but theres no toilets in there anymore lol. A sign says to use the porta potties infront of the store. I'm like fuck me man
I run outside and they have a porta potty trailer, i go in and its actually quite nice for a porta potty. I figure hell after everything I've gone through I better make this dump satisfying, I squeeze my bowels and simultaneously yell "JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRTT@!@@!!!!!!!!, aye cabrone!!!!" at the top of my lungs
I then go in and buy some topo chico and sushi. that salsa did a number on me
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2016-06-11 at 4:37 PM UTC
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2016-06-11 at 6:22 PM UTC
I've never seen it, I've only heard about it from my neighbor and from rs
my neighbor told me that the newest friday the 13th actually starred the guy from supernatural
That's very true! Jared Padalecki starred in the Friday the 13th remake, I really liked that movie. Funnily enough, the other half of the duo also played in a slasher remake in that same year. My Bloody Valentine 3D! Check it out if you haven't, it's really good. -
2016-06-11 at 6:28 PM UTC
That's very true! Jared Padalecki starred in the Friday the 13th remake, I really liked that movie. Funnily enough, the other half of the duo also played in a slasher remake in that same year. My Bloody Valentine 3D! Check it out if you haven't, it's really good.
Oh cool, yeah I've seen all 3 my bloody Valentine's
