Businesses I own

1. 2018-04-20 at 4:24 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   My Flavor Facotory
   https://www.fona.com/
   
   My Taxi Service
   http://www.fonacab.com/
   
   My Dentist Office
   http://www.fonadental.com/
   
   My Weather Station
   https://www.fona-miklip.de/
   
   My Foundation for Research on Nature Conservation
   https://www.fonaconservation.nl/en/
   
   Yes. I am very fucking successful and these are just a few of my endeavors.
   You can do anything you set your mind too!
   Believe in yourself!
2. 2018-04-20 at 4:26 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Fonaplats: Making the world a better place one delusion at a time!
3. 2018-04-20 at 4:34 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   The only thing I cant seem to do is get the girl of my dreams.
4. 2018-04-20 at 4:57 PM UTC

   #4
   

   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   I am inspired by your diverse portfolio, Fonaplats. Any one of these businesses could go under and the rest would be untouched. What will be your next venture?
5. 2018-04-20 at 5:19 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   sucking dick inc.
6. 2018-04-20 at 7:03 PM UTC

   #6
   

   SBTlauien African Astronaut
   https://www.shopsbt.com/
7. 2018-04-20 at 7:17 PM UTC

   #7
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Puma makes a shoe after me.
   
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • SBTlauien
8. 2018-04-20 at 7:18 PM UTC

   #8
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Here's the only company I own. I don't know what we do but we do a damn good job at it.