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I just ate my own semen

  1. #1
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    what
  2. #2
    Why would u do that
  3. #3
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    How do you feel after doing that?
  4. #4
    Also how did you do it.

    Did you just jack off into your hand then lick the spunk off? Or did you masturbate upside-down and let it squirt directly into your mouth? Cum in your gf then eat her out?

    Should I go on or you just wanna tell me
  5. #5
    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    In space there's no gravity so if you shoot some cum it'll maintain it's velocity unless it's acted on by an outside force so if you got a vehicle that's fast enough you could give yourself a facial from miles away or even give an alien in 50 billion years a facial so mash please go sign up to be an astronaut, be our first nigga in space in space
  6. #6
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    We came out on a towel (we all knew no woman was involved)

    Cursed our former vessel, my my what a demon it looked.

    Hold on, I have to take a shit.
  7. #7
    Were you that guy “Figure8” on Zoklet?
  8. #8
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    figure 8 was figure 8
  9. #9
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Really??? Ewwewe mash! That's so weird!!!

    WTF???!!!
  10. #10
    HTS highlight reel
    Did you like it? I bet you did, you kinky little ouroboros.
  11. #11
    mso8 Houston
    you are doing it wrong
  12. #12
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    HTS: Da Fuck you call me?
  13. #13
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by mashlehash HTS: Da Fuck you call me?

    A snake eating his own tail.
  14. #14
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Afterwards, I came in a mountain dew bottle and mixed it with water from the fridge...

    I washed my hands after the shaft conk...went to the bathroom and washed my hands...turned off the lights...

    Got a new cup and filled it with water from the fridge that my parents own.

    CAME back to the bathroom and poured the water in the bottle.

    swished the mixture of water and semen in the mountain rush bottle...

    drank it.

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