2015-07-12 at 5:51 AM UTC
I'm sure we've all had our stupid moments, shit we did to get drugs to get high, shit we did trying to get high, shit we did while high to get even higher- let us remember the moments of shitfuckery that makes this community such an upstanding bunch.
-I vaped a booger thinking it was a ball of sticky syncans, it was not- it was a booger
-I smoked green tea out of a pipe made from an empty highlighter and foil, using a grill lighter of course
-Tried to huff febreeze
-Huffed duster a couple of times
-bundy is always grimy
-Smoked weed/spice in highschool, in the bathrooms, multiple times, using a pipe made from tinfoil and pencaps (so that I could flush it when done).
-Got drunk in highschool, in the bathrooms, multiple times, drinking tequila/whiskey from a water bottle. One time, I figured I had drivers ed and would have to drive that day. So I ditched class and drank more in the bathroom till I passed out and eventually got arrested/sent to the hospital
-Took acid at the mall with a friend(thank FUCK it was some rc that needed to be taken sublingually because I ate 3 of the fuckers to no effect)
-Stole and drank the entirety of my parent's liquor cabinet by the age of 16
-Smoked cigarette butts left on the sidewalk
There's probably more that I've forgotten/blocked out. Most of this was during the time I was 14-16. I know I'm not the worst here either, share your stories faggots.
2015-07-12 at 3:53 PM UTC
Being high on meth and all the tips of my fingers burned to shit, my lips dry and cracked, no sleep and awake for a few days. Shaking so much that I can't even hold a pipe still, can't even see straight to aim the flame under the bowl and I still keep throwing rocks in the glass dick and sitting there trying not to shake.. okay and put it to my mouth and light it.. finally a hit.. okay smoke smoke smoke inhalleeeeeee. The feeling of electricity flowing through my hair, a great hit. Do that for another 48 hours until I pass out, wake up and feel like shit. More meth to get going and do it until I run out.
those moments where you are so fucked up you can't even light the bowl and your jaw is so clenched you can't even get the pipe in your mouth are the best. Everything else is just waiting to get that fucked up.
2015-07-12 at 4:17 PM UTC
-smoked paint chips, dust, and spider pineal glands off the floor for tiny flakes of spice
-huffed treadmill lubricant
-huffed computer cleaner
-huffed car starting fluid
-enema'd myself with 4 lokos
-drank rubbing alcohol
-snorted zoloft
-abused antidepressants in massive doses
-abused antipsychotics
-cigarette butts off the sidewalk
2015-07-12 at 5:41 PM UTC
-I've smoked entire bowls full of seeds
-Stole weed from my parents, like ten thousand times over the years
-Shoplifted brass and copper fittings and then sold them for scrap, and used the money to pay for weeks at the methadone clinic
-Shoplifted expensive art and photography books and sold them to used bookstores and used the money for weed and booze and cigarettes and one time some heroin
-Helped my friends rip people off for a share of the loot, using the money to buy drugs
-Ripped people off by shoving a wad of dollar bills into their hand, taking the drugs out of their hands that cost hundreds of dollars, mumbling something about being in a hurry, and jumping into the waiting car as I hear a bellow of rage
-Ripped people off by gaining their confidence over many months, and then borrowing large sums of money and refusing to repay it, then using the money for methadone or whatever
-Drove some people two and a half hours to south bend so they could buy some lbs of reg, and watching them literally buy it from a pack of niggers hanging around a school playground, who handed over a filthy duffel bag with the weed in it.
-Huffed raid, like for real
-Used little kings beer as bongwater, then drank the beer
-Cut up pieces of newspaper and sold it as acid to idiots, then let them 'trip' with us and telling them that they were crazy every time they complained about not feeling anything, and using the money to recompense ourselves for the real acid we bought.
I have a million more, but who really cares, the point is, as you can see, I have never compromised my principles for drugs.
2015-07-12 at 7:37 PM UTC
-Snorted Wellbutrin
-Consumed 40 Benzedrex inhalers over a 3-4 day period
2015-07-12 at 11:55 PM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Huffin human shit is the bomb.
2015-07-12 at 11:56 PM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Shit post shit shit shit shit everywhere.
fuck you fuck it I smell shit.
2016-12-05 at 3:53 PM UTC
Roached uncounted pinches out of my dad's snuff cans, took cigarettes out of his pack, sidewalk butt smoking.
Smoking so much weed that I burned the prints off my thumb and index fingers because the glass got so hot. My pipe was slick with my own burned skin for weeks.
(Im currently in this phase) Having no speed so I just consume stupid amounts of caffeine instead. 2 5hr energies and chasing it with a can of venom, drinking 60oz of coffee before noon, etc
Tripping off bundy
Eating nutmeg
Getting high on sudafed
2016-12-05 at 4:10 PM UTC
Fucked Bill Krozby's baby momma for a 10 bag
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2016-12-05 at 4:58 PM UTC
Huffing treadmill lubricant wins.
2016-12-05 at 6:20 PM UTC
Hitchiked across the country to huff a fat white trash slags vagine
2016-12-05 at 10:20 PM UTC
Smoked Goody's headache powder when I was like 12
Took like half of a bottle of ibuprofen because i heard that "people get high off of pain pills" (I know I'm not the only one that did this)
Obligatory bundy, CCC and diphenhydramine post
Attempted to use kava extract rectally, which resulted in having to sit on the toilet for THREE FUCKING DAYS shitting blood and chugging kaopectate
One of my friends smoked red koolaid and choked on it, and then pretended that that red shit that was coming out of his throat was blood
More to come but I have to go to work
2016-12-07 at 1:57 PM UTC
-drank a warm steel reserve
-picked up weed crumbs off the dirty gatage floor (not enough to get high anyways)
-took pills I found on the floor at stores
2016-12-07 at 2:29 PM UTC
i found sum metrozidonle in a field can u get hi frm tht
